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@xodus-prime

Elon killed the blue bird. Trump is a fascist piece of feces. We’re all probably doomed, might as well party. Living my best life the rest of my life. Tap dancing in the heads of the haters.

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Is he on here? His period pieces are hilarious

07.03.2026 05:10 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The dementia is strong with this one.

07.03.2026 01:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I forgot about Shelby

07.03.2026 00:28 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

No doubt.

06.03.2026 18:27 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They’re already trying to say Putin is wanting to deal with him now.
The cult is so delusional.

06.03.2026 18:17 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Why are we not getting torches and pitchforks ready?
Fuck these ghouls.

06.03.2026 18:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s like he’s doing it all on purpose

06.03.2026 17:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pun intended?

06.03.2026 15:19 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We’re sunk. It’s crazy.

06.03.2026 15:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There have been studies about E. coli on phones. I never take mine to the bathroom.

06.03.2026 15:18 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Fucking idiots

06.03.2026 14:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mommy Dearest was my third guess.

06.03.2026 14:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What a delusional twat

06.03.2026 13:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Things aren’t going so well for the regime

06.03.2026 13:58 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂

06.03.2026 13:34 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

😂 😂

06.03.2026 13:39 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

They’re supposed to be white leghorns. We’ll see. I usually don’t buy live birds at a sale but I’ve been wanting to get some leghorns and hatching eggs are running 20 a dozen or more. I gave 25 for ten chicks. Seemed like a smart move.

06.03.2026 13:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Who put the opossum in her cooch? Was that you or Shawty?

06.03.2026 13:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I was just trying to remember what year that was. Could it have been as far back as 2023?

06.03.2026 03:13 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What the fuck?

06.03.2026 03:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I think I lost an account over that picture. I forgot all about that.
Oh shit

06.03.2026 03:05 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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10 piece bucket.

06.03.2026 02:19 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Take your time and think about it

05.03.2026 23:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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I’m getting unhinged Calvin vibes from the Oval Office these days.

05.03.2026 21:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If only Tr☭mp fired #KristiNoem the way she fired Cricket. 🐾

05.03.2026 20:10 👍 34 🔁 5 💬 1 📌 1

Belchadamus

05.03.2026 19:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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05.03.2026 19:21 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This war will never end. This isn’t going to be like anything we’ve fought before.

05.03.2026 18:17 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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UNFUN FACT: Guess what Susie Wiles did before working for Trump? She worked on Benjamin Netanyahu’s reelection campaign.

05.03.2026 17:43 👍 828 🔁 487 💬 93 📌 46

Trump got his billions. That’s all it was designed for

05.03.2026 17:06 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0