Mandalanorian

I remember him being on Monty Pythons Flying Circus.

Why does Trumper floss his brain through his ears? Surely, only a jetwasher could get all the shit out of his head (with bleach, of course)

It's impossible to get an MRI scan of Trump's brain 🧠 because his arse can't fit into the machine.

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It even looks like Trump's signature, coincidence?

The bully of the Middle East is closer to Trump than anyone.

Punctuation is key.

We? You're too much of a coward to get near.

Will her first safe country be Libya 🇱🇾? Asking on behalf of the Reform supporters.

We shouldn't criticise Reform for not turning up. It's when they turn up that they cause more problems.

All civilian murders are criminal, is a more accurate phrase.

Dodge the missiles like they are taxes, Izzy.

They also still call Tony Blair a war criminal.

Fucking WE! I hope that they all develope bone spurs, so he'll be the only one fit enough to take part.

I'm as much a nobody as Zahawi is, so my views cancel his out. Plus, I've probably paid more tax in the UK than him.

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Cobwebs in mine.

The most bigly stupider peepel since the late Donny Trump.

It's my Son in laws 40th birthday this year. He will agree that this is worthy as a special gift🦜🦜🦜

I can't believe it's not Happy Mondays.

British and US soldiers pissed on that wall in 1947/8.

Techno skates coming out soon

I did hear a little about it while at the Magyar circuit for F1

He was probably afraid that they may have a long-term illness and were about to ask about the Reform Ltd benefits policy

The lunatics have taken over the asylum.

Sorry Jim, we don't want foreign interference in our politics.

I'd rather make her life HELL.

He only could and should serve a prison sentence.

From the inside of the toilet, like the piece of shit he is. 💩

The whole world should reply with "No more flights to and from the USA "