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Maria Bartholdi

@missmariapants

Content creator. Comedian + Improviser + Podcaster. I can do a perfect impression of R2D2 screaming. ๐Ÿค– ๐ŸŒˆ Biz inquiries: mbartholdi@gmail.com

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How do you feel about #TMNTxMTG so far? Hear what we think after playing the prerelease!

05.03.2026 16:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿคฏ

03.03.2026 02:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Our Judge Rob episode for Turtles is here!

26.02.2026 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I couldn't believe it when I saw it in one of the first shots. I had JUST been talking about Orbitz a few days earlier!!!

25.02.2026 15:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This film is hilarious and weird and scrappy and utterly delightful. I knew nothing about it going in, and it was totally fine. A comedy film that's actually funny is a very rare find.

Highly recommend!

25.02.2026 14:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh yes, I did that for many years

24.02.2026 16:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:O

24.02.2026 16:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CAN IT REALLY BE TRU???!?!??!! IS THERE SUCH A PERSON?!?!?!?!?

24.02.2026 16:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 17 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you see the team taking the call from Trump where he made a joke about the women's gold medal team and they all laughed?

24.02.2026 13:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

excellent

21.02.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You *NEED* to see at least the first 10 seconds of this episode. Iโ€™m not messing around here. ๐Ÿ˜‚

20.02.2026 17:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

A screenshot of a text box from Star Trek Voyager: Across the Unknown. Kathryn Janeway: Follow them! We'll get Tuvok's lungs back.

This is what gaming is all about

20.02.2026 03:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 4427 ๐Ÿ” 1062 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 61 ๐Ÿ“Œ 45
Slay the Spire 2 - Early Access Trailer
Slay the Spire 2 - Early Access Trailer YouTube video by Mega Crit

March 5th!!!! Who will be up slaying they spire

19.02.2026 20:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 41 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Get turtled, bro

19.02.2026 16:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My name is Maria and I'm the Bogle Queen of the Magic the Gathering community.

๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘‘

16.02.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha, I won't have that on hand for a long time. I am on a monthly payment plan.

14.02.2026 15:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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14.02.2026 14:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 42 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I cri ever tim

13.02.2026 20:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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UW Auras, 2019 Standard - None A None deck created on Moxfield by Commander Arcade.

Thinkin bout this deck again

moxfield.com/decks/Hq9Q8l...

13.02.2026 17:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Magic B&R Commander Announcement, MTG Goes to the Olympics + More! | GLHF Podcast
Magic B&R Commander Announcement, MTG Goes to the Olympics + More! | GLHF Podcast YouTube video by Good Luck High Five

Magic B&R Commander Announcement, MTG Goes to the Olympics + More! | GLHF Podcast
youtu.be/rhzQOuPnsm0

12.02.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I aspire to be Johnny Weir levels of unhinged in the booth

12.02.2026 03:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

photo of Pam Bondi testifying in the foreground as a group of 7 women and 1 men raise their hands

Likely-historic photo by NBC News of all the Epstein victims asked to raise their hands if they've not yet been asked to meet with the DOJ as Bondi testifies in foreground

11.02.2026 17:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 40537 ๐Ÿ” 13813 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1374 ๐Ÿ“Œ 890

Working on it!

08.02.2026 22:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
fake Newsweek cover, real text though. It's SCully, Mulder, and Skinner. The text says "Bisexuality, Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges"

fake Newsweek cover, real text though. It's SCully, Mulder, and Skinner. The text says "Bisexuality, Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges"

Just remembered a photoshop I had a little fun with.

08.02.2026 16:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 2200 ๐Ÿ” 511 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20 ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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You ever mill someone out by activating a Morcant's Eyes with a Maralen in play? ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

08.02.2026 13:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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out on the ๐ŸงŠ to say abolish ๐ŸงŠ!

07.02.2026 22:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 107 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IN

07.02.2026 21:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

fit check fit check fit check!!!!

10/10 no notes

07.02.2026 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am very upset I never thought of this joke

07.02.2026 14:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sometimes the flips they do be flippin

07.02.2026 13:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0