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Lana Kane, PI

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Cat lady: ✅️ Childless: ✅️ Crazy: ✅️ I'm the whole taco! * DMs only if I know you For only my posts, see: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:i56z2nzsw5mg5hfytzwrc5ij/feed/aaafimv7ar7j4

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Yes, he's very much a liar.

25.10.2025 22:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At least Vader is honest about who he is.

25.10.2025 21:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Over the years, I have met many women just like me. Maybe they weren't as extreme in their fandom, but their passion for Starfleet facts are just as strong.

25.10.2025 10:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I was in a Star Trek fan club for years. We had plenty of women and men in the club who were quite enthusiastic over all things Trek. Before conventions were cool, we were traveling all over the Western US to Star Trek and Sci-Fi conventions. My mom and I would watch TOS together, idolizing Uhura.

25.10.2025 10:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i heard the coroners will perform
an autopsy on the invisible mans
body but that remains to be seen

22.10.2025 02:05 👍 19 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0

I have one of those!

25.10.2025 09:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's the least we could do.

25.10.2025 09:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i'm an absolute freak for a good cuddle sesh

25.10.2025 06:30 👍 23 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 1

Am I up late, or up early?

25.10.2025 09:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We all know when you ask someone what they want in life and they respond with, "It's complicated," that means they don't want to admit the truth, right?

I've heard this answer twice this year. Maybe you think what you want can't happen, but you know. The only thing holding you back is fear.

07.10.2025 09:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Am I the only person on Bluesky who loves Taylor's new album?

I suppose I am 51. I'm not in her target demographic, but still! I think it's fun and don't care what others think.

07.10.2025 08:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

lol I'd stop by this house multiple times!

05.10.2025 10:45 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Good morning. For anyone that needs to hear this:

Boobytrap spelled backwards is partyboob.

04.10.2025 17:37 👍 1232 🔁 284 💬 24 📌 15

This is my new way of looking at life.

Don't be afraid to spend money on traveling. Be afraid of growing old and realizing that the only place you ever went was to work.

💙- your Bluesky mom

04.10.2025 22:05 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0
The Pale Blue Dot is a photograph of Earth taken Feb. 14, 1990, by NASA’s Voyager 1 at a distance of 3.7 billion miles (6 billion kilometers) from the Sun.

The Pale Blue Dot is a photograph of Earth taken Feb. 14, 1990, by NASA’s Voyager 1 at a distance of 3.7 billion miles (6 billion kilometers) from the Sun.

"There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known.” - Carl Sagan

05.10.2025 10:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They're getting rid of all the late shows so we'll have time for that third job.

18.09.2025 01:18 👍 133 🔁 37 💬 7 📌 0

I feel a deep sense of loneliness. How does an awkovert* fix that?

*awkward introvert

18.09.2025 01:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I don't think it's a tragedy, but I'm also not celebrating it.

But I also, also find it highly ironic considering his views on public executions, shootings, and empathy. I believe he would have wanted us to treat his death just like he treated all gun violence. Coldly and dismissively.

16.09.2025 09:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the blanket fort stays up during sex

16.09.2025 08:15 👍 106 🔁 24 💬 4 📌 2

The Optimistic Girl said, "I don't think everything is going to be fine, after all."

13.09.2025 09:06 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Mazal tov! Many blessings on the birth of your wooden baby!

01.09.2025 04:54 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Damn you for making my lifeless heart feel something.

You do a splendid job at telling stories. Jerry's family needed you just a much as you needed them.

01.09.2025 03:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That sucks. I hate it when restaurants don't read the order tags.

01.09.2025 03:03 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have YT Premium but still let the ad read play through. I like to hear the creativity behind the ad. I'm impatient with regular ads, but you'd think people are being asked to give up their lives if someone has a 60-second ad read.

Lol, I have no idea who this big YTer is you're referring to.

02.08.2025 22:04 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As one of those quaint Americans. I've switched to, "WTF is he doing now?"

02.08.2025 21:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They're just jealous, but they shouldn't be. None of these pointy hat fools would have been accepted to Harvard anyway, even if they were the only applicants.

02.08.2025 21:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That happens to me sometimes. I'd say don't sweat it, but I have a hard time following my own advice.

29.07.2025 08:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A woman looked me up and down while scowling at me tonight as we were passing each other in the aisle at the grocery store. I smiled back at her. Maybe I took her parking place? Remind her of her sworn enemy? Wore black & beige: her two least favorite colors? I know! That was her 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 glare. 🙄

29.07.2025 08:21 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You call them red flags, 🚩 I call them fun facts you didn’t know about me.

23.07.2025 18:25 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0