I'm moving to Canada.
I already live in Canada but that's just a minor detail.
12.03.2026 12:15
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I'm moving to Canada.
I already live in Canada but that's just a minor detail.
I'm 5000% here for it. Here's another.
The Red Wings have a chicken tender zamboni! www.instagram.com/reel/DVevWjd...
No less than four people have sent me John Krasinski's "what were you like in the 90s" video. My brand is secure.
THAT'S AMAZING
It does but only on the day of purchase. You can't bring it back to a future game :( which tbh I feel like once I eat popcorn out of a zamboni I won't want to go back to a paper bag
It's really cute but I would eat that amount of popcorn in under 60 seconds
Why did I post this and not assume that the Habs might have a shootout loss right before midnight to a team that employs Chris Kreider
I have chocolate cake in the fridge and Patrik Laine is still a Montreal Canadien.
Not now sweetie, Mommy’s sending a scathing work email
Using "alleged" here was certainly a choice.
YAY
LOOK
THERE'S A LION
OH MY GOD
THERE'S A LION
The tulips might be in bloom then!
A screenshot of Rachel Dratch from SNL. She's a white woman with short dark hair and blue eyes, and she's making an awkward expression that implies, "Sorry I have to tell you this and ruin your good time. But also I'm kind of not sorry about it." I've added a subtitle that reads, "That's AI."
an updated debbie downer sketch but it's friends showing her funny videos and she has to respond like this to every single one like this:
Pink is a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame nominee.
I feel ANCIENT.
Official Team GB Paralympic photo, with the the crests and everything, and a professional headshot, but it's for "Pickle, A Very Good Girl", who is a black labrador, with a hi-viz harness and a red collar.
Some of you like dogs, in which case you may appreciate that guide dogs of Team GB for the Paralympics get official photos
Anyway does anyone know when the Canadian athletes will fly home? I don't think my schedule allows it this week but I've always wanted to go to the airport to greet them
I'm going to put on an Adele album and think about Carey Price.
Before the beginning of Lent, Pope Leo encouraged Catholics to spend these 40 days speaking words of kindness.
As such, I will not be commenting on this hockey game.
Maybe some texture? Like you know that thing where you bolt thin pieces of wood to the wall in a pretty pattern, tone on tone with the wall colour?
I'm emotional rn and I'm not even the one with the tickets
it’s very difficult for me to reread old pieces of mine, but I am sharing this for the Olympics, for nostalgia, for Asian American women of a certain age, for little Asian girls everywhere
gift link:
AMAZING
What's the hockey equivalent of "who is this diva?"
Very few things that happened this week are as great as this
MPP is still the best hockey player in the world; this doesn't change that but I would've loved for her to not be injured, and to add another gold medal to her collection.
I've had heartburn all day and for what
That massive exhale by all of Canada is going to change the North American weather patterns for at least a week.
Is he the one who's married to Tessa Virtue?