He doesn't get sparkles because he's the worst god ever 😂
11.03.2026 05:24
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He doesn't get sparkles because he's the worst god ever 😂
They did WHAT with WHAT?! 😂
Gotta make sure you know where Pumpkin is before you sit down 😂
No matter what…
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
Never stop talking about the Epstein Files.
No matter what.
People need to get over the idea that Karoline Leavitt is a source of actual information, someone asked her a question about ground troops, she didn't have an actual answer, so she made sounds that are statistically likely to sound tough and change the subject
worst day of the year. hour stolen from night time given to the smug idiot breakfast eaters. the rise and shine clowns
The oil, golf, and candy lobbies are the ones pushing for permanent DST.
The American Academy for Sleep Medicine is pushing for permanent standard time.
Seems like a pretty clear-cut answer. And I say that as a night owl. Waking up early fucking sucks.
Always on the weekend too
One Zone Flooding After Another:
www.thedailybeast.com/doj-finally-...
Banana Ball is my preferred now. Also checking out the women's league when that starts in 5 months.
Nerdy Prudes Must Die is now available for licensing. Who wants to put on a show?
Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs
I keep thinking about voter intimidation. People may not want to go to a dropbox or fear they need a passport, so they won't vote at all. I feel like we need to start training for ballot collection or make Know Your Rights cards, election style.
And don't come at me w/ "midterms aren't happening".
Every major disaster in this country over my lifetime has been self inflicted by right wing ideologues with just enough complicit or inert Democrats to enable or ratify them. That's why we've been on this doom trajectory for the last ~50 years and it'll keep getting worse if that doesn't change
I'm a teacher, OKAY, I gotta be up early
I can't say I delight in the implosion of the GOP. They have seen to it that there is little to take delight in at the moment. They voted to enable an evil 3 times, and now they complain about a male loneliness epidemic. A culture of accountability deflection is not appealing.
And how
Making my teacher sketches is one of my joys in life and the editing suite on other apps is dogshit.
NOEM: Our federal detention centers are held to the highest standards in comparison to other detaining facilities
McBATH: Did you just hear me? He has to crawl through mold and feces and bodily fluids just to take a shower. This is absolute lunacy and you know it.
Poseidon's kind of a weird Steve Zissou type :/
You ever notice that the people always questioning AOC’s intelligence (who worked her way through college and graduated with honors), never question the intelligence of Trump no matter how idiotic his statements or actions are?
@edzitron.com That's not to say he's all bad, he took a strong position against the ice raids, but everything else...
@edzitron.com you can make a case for him being a business idiot too: johnallenwooden.substack.com/p/alberto-ca...
What does the rest of the Greek pantheon look like in the world of Hadestown? Turns out Zeus is like a finance bro.
Which God or goddess do you want to see next?
When your classroom is at the back of campus, your classroom management gets a lot better cuz help ain't coming for a while 😂
To any teacher who has ever done a teaching performance assessment (TPA), or been reviewed for national boards, or is doing their masters, this one is for you.
"Why do you always say that?"
Because we ain't going back to brunch anytime soon. Knuckle up, buttercup, this is the least we can do ✊
If every person who has attempted or plans to attend a No Kings March votes Blue in the midterm election Congress can be retaken. Think about what this simple act can accomplish. Be sure you double check that you are registered to vote well in advance. This is a very patriotic act .
