ZXGuesser

Looking for a *very* bright flashing light 😆

Gaaaaah

I'm sorry.

To hear Spray's Hyperextended hour-long remix of The Big Idea, which is the longest extended mix in the history of pop, click spray.bandcamp.com/album/the-bi...

You pay too much attention to those reprobates on the Noisebox Discord, that's the problem.

More masterful 1-dimensional snakes and ladders.

and who wouldn't?

Oh I see, him.
I've just woke up from a flu nap and missed all that 😄

I saw some headline about what would be required to remove someone from a royal line of succession and just thought "axe?"

I'm slightly obsessed with it at the moment, so as soon as you mentioned bare cupboards it set me off again 😆

🎵 I've had all I can take, it's the world against me
So how do I make a VHS recovery? 🎵

🎵 Ve-Ve-Ve VHS recovery 🎵
🎵 Ve-Ve-Ve VHS recovery 🎵
🎵 Ve-Ve-Ve VHS recovery
No chips and teats for Bellston and me 🎵

🎵 Old Mother Hubbard, my cupboard is bare
And my last few tapes are bouncing everywhere 🎵
🎵 No charts for Chart Cat, no Gossi the Dog
And I can't Ring Sir, because my phone's cut off. 🎵
🎵 The Man keeps knocking on my front door
He's taken all my letters but he still wants more. 🎵

So when's he going to do the accent?

Small analogue clock face on a pale blue background with GE6SM/574 and BBC Engineering Design & Equipment Dept written above it

I've not added anything to the javascript TV clocks for a while, so here's something particularly silly – It's the logo silkscreen printed on the front of the "GNAT" hardware from the 90s, turned into a working clock zxnet.co.uk/clock/#templ...

Small analogue clock face on a pale blue background with GE6SM/574 and BBC Engineering Design & Equipment Dept written above it

I've not added anything to the javascript TV clocks for a while, so here's something particularly silly – It's the logo silkscreen printed on the front of the "GNAT" hardware from the 90s, turned into a working clock zxnet.co.uk/clock/#templ...

Odometer which now reads 080085 miles

It made it (under great protest. I really hope a new filter and some clean fuel is all it needs)

In happier times, before all the lacquer and bits of sill started falling off.

Not recent ones. It's very battered and tatty these days as it lives outside in the sun, rain, and falling cricket balls.

It's the "UK special edition" Style from 1992. Miami blue paint and rear spoiler like a gti, but without the engine or interior fittings to match 😆

That's if it gets that far. It was being grumpy on the way here, hopefully sucking muck from an empty tank and not anything more drastic.
I was hoping that vacuuming the interior for the first time in a decade would make it happy with me...

I'm trying to think where I can pull over 5 miles from here now.

Yes I have only done 72 miles in six months, what of it?

309. This one is early 90s but very much made of mid 80s parts 😄

Car instrument cluster with odometer reading 080080 miles

#BoringOdometerTweets #boob

LNER seem to understand the concept of "add some design to a train that looks like it fits on it and doesn't make everyone's eyes bleed" in general, unlike certain other TOCs

Putting the option to disable private messages on the other side of the barricaded door is incredible UI design. 🤦‍♂️
When it first came in I used one of the age assurance workarounds just to let me access the page to turn them off.

Lloyd Webber Bought My DAT Machine

Is Straid Bogs anywhere near Yin Logss?

My hilarious up to date* pop culture references have fallen flat once again

*not today's date

Bart Simpson's hand

Homer Simpson's foot

Four! FOUR!
FOUR POUNDS IN NOTES!

(Noisebox Is) Good For You, by House of Splain 3 track album

Myself and @ricardoautobahn.co.uk have made a pop single to raise awareness and hopefully a few quid for @noiseboxradio.com - its a familiar sort of tune but with all new lyrics. There nay even be - gulp - rapping.

houseofsplain.bandcamp.com/album/noiseb...