Alex (Sandy) Tomlinson

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

“Considering how force can be used against children”.

Hey, UK?

Vote Green.

Well I do now.

You have a pure heart. I immediately thought 'fudge parade' must be some sort of sex thing.

Just looking through an old list of ideas for paintings I'd jotted down and one just says 'Fudge parade'. No idea what that was about.

It’s currently snowing on my head in North Yorkshire 😬

Billionaire brothers who backed Tories give Reform £100k Oliver Wright Extracts Britain's second-richest family have begun giving money to Reform UK after years of supporting the Conservatives. A company linked to the property tycoons David and Simon Reuben donated £100,000 to Nigel Farage's party the first time the brothers have given to any party other than the Tories. Reform has also received £3 million from Christopher Harborne, 63, an entrepreneur who now lives in Thai-land, adding to the ty million he gave in August. At the time, that was the biggest single donation to a UK political party by a living donor. In the last quarter of last year, Reform received more than £5.4 million in do-nations, the Conservatives were given £2.4 million and Labour received £1.9 million. The Reuben brothers - David, 87, and Simon, 84, who own property including Millbank Tower and Admiralty Arch in London — have donated almost El million to the Conservative Party since 2008. They also supported Boris Johnson after he left No 10, giving him office space worth £85,000. Their family wealth was put at £26.87 billion in The Sunday Times Rich List last year. Reform UK has its headquarters in Millbank Tower, but it is not known whether the brothers donation linked to reduced rent payments. Other Reform donors include David John Grainger, the co-founder of a biotech firm, and Gary Dutton, a double glazing entrepreneur, who both gave the party £250,000. Reform also received £100,000 from Isabel Goldsmith, sister of the former Tory minister Lord Goldsmith of Richmond Park. Her father, Sir James Gold-smith, was seen as the godfather of British Euroscepticism. For the second quarter in a row Lord Bamford, the chairman of JCB, gave £200,000 each to the Conservatives and Reform. At the time of his first do-nation, the company said he was "sup-portive of pro-business political parties that create the conditions for these businesses to grow and prosper".

More billionaire cash bankrolling Reform.
JCB’s chairman, Bamford, said he was “supportive of pro-business political parties that create conditions for these businesses to grow and prosper."

Reform wants to repeal the Equality Act.
Prosperity for them means loss of rights and pay for us.
(Times)

Guardian headline: “Bob Carr, ‘a masterpiece’ and a hornet queer fantasy”

And this, kids, is why we need Oxford commas…

ohhh fuck Arun Prakash this is gonna get ugly faaast

Got a script in my hand, got my special pencil sharpened, let the storyboardin begin.

...my god

BREAKING on MS NOW:

The House Oversight Committee just voted to subpoena Pam Bondi as part of the panel's Epstein investigation.

The vote was 24-19. 5 Republicans voted in favor.

it's cool that i keep seeing clips from congresspeople coming out of the classified briefing being like "oh uh so it's worse than we thought, can't say why, but it's bad-bad and no one knows what they're doing" 🫠

Alex Horne: This week’s prize task is the best *woven* thing. We’ll start with Arachne.

Arachne: Well, I dare say I smashed this one. Honestly, better than anything you could weave, I reckon.

Greg Davies: It really makes my job so easy when they volunteer for one point.

Yeah, the best time for Congress to act was last week, the second best time was Monday, the "well, it's now or never" time is now.

Had my first neg feedback on a painting in >40 years and it's sent me into a spiral where I can’t finish it because I’m afraid if I pick up the brushes I’ll stab them into my skull like a game of KerPlunk. But I can’t work on anything else until it's finished. Thinking of burning it so it’s ‘done'.

The men with a pathalogical need to mow the lawn have been unleashed. Spring is sprung, the grass is riz. I wonder what that fuckin noize is?

I personally plan to just continue using Windows 10 and fuck your lack of support

Absolute dogshit of a day at work today. Send positive vibes.

Remember this?

“If you take out Saddam, I guarantee you it will have enormously positive impact in the region"

A million people died, an entire society was destroyed in a War based on a complete lie.

U.S. Troops Were Told Iran War Is for “Armageddon,” Return of Jesus Advocacy group reports commanders giving similar messages at more than 30 installations in every branch of the military

EXCLUSIVE: At more than 30 installations, U.S. commanders told troops the war on Iran is a Christian war.

The Military Religious Freedom Foundation has been “inundated” with more than 110 complaints.

One NCO said they were told the U.S. war is to bring about Armageddon and the return of Jesus…

Simón Bolívar over here

An expat in Dubai has a startling revelation: the Stephen Collins cartoon Reality check …

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Trump Administration abandons efforts to impose orders on law firms The Trump administration on Monday abandoned its attempts to impose potentially crippling executive orders against law firms that refused to capitulate to the president, walking away from its appea…

Four big law firms - Perkins Coie, WilmerHale, Chicago’s Jenner & Block and Susman Godfrey — fought Trump orders aimed at dominating their legal practices. Nine big firms struck deals. The four firms won.
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This needs an answer

Newcastle pubs ban AI art from breweries to protect local creatives As two pubs in Newcastle ban AI art, artists discuss the impact it can have on creatives.

"If I was to use ChatGPT for my designs rather than our designer Sean, that's taking money out of the local area into the hands of a multibillionaire ... removing value from the local community and local artists [and] into the hands of some of the richest people in the world."

#AIslop #refuseresist

If you're after sweet, sweet visuals, don't miss out on one of the best human artists around on a rare period of being available for work.

Between Brewdog, Labour and Dubai eating it, a very specific type of guy is having the worst time and they absolutely deserve it.

All that boot crust on his tongue and this is the result lol