💙Alan💛

lmao

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

the new york times post captioned “here are the suggested serving sizes of common household supplies that surprised us the most” with a photo of a glob of white goo in the palm of a hand

gotta be another way to do this

Yesterday I filmed several baby birds walking across a street directly at my camera and asked Bluesky to suggest music

Several dozen folks did

Some even dubbed music over the original clip.

I haven't been able to get this out of my head.

So I give you

A Bluesky exclusive:

Reservoir Ducks

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I’m not worried about that side of it. The best of the best lawyers will be lining up to handle this stuff, much like Marc Elias has been tirelessly doing at Democracy Docket. And like Jeri said, these people just cannot. Stop. Telling on themselves

Always interesting listening to the guilty tip-toe around depositions.

It's everything we suspected.

They grabbed a bunch of tech-bros referred by Elon and silicon valley investors, set them free in the government, no thought about organizational methods and let them run wild.

Too busy chasing the unicorns to give the people what they actually want 🤷🏻‍♂️

Truly. And it’s not even like a candidate would need to make it their whole personality. Just stake out a few solid policy positions and then be like “AND I will do everything possible to hold this administration accountable” would be a definite vote winner in many places

We have receipts though. Oh so many receipts and so very crowdsourced

Hmm :-/ hope not!!!!

Me: oh my god Billy Corgan wow- so, it seems you're still a rat in a cage
Billy Corgan: yup
Me: but your rage
Billy Corgan: ha ha ha yeah, you'd think that but

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Nobel Peace Prize, my ass.

I want this on a t-shirt

Just doing some fuzzy math about this dumb war that will go on for years. Trump is currently **only** spending $1 billion a day.

Homes making contribute:
$100k(22% tax bracket) = $1033yr
$250k(24%) = $5065yr

Just imagine if we could redirect this to social programs that actually help all of us

Cartoon by
Jeff Stahler
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There will be no more regime change wars. Instead we will fight wars in order to leave the regime unchanged.

by Donald Trump

Same! 100%!

Jasmine Crockett and James Talarico were BOTH incredible candidates yesterday. They are BOTH great candidates tomorrow. Lot of understandable emotions today..

Crockett brought up a great point, why was only Dallas county singled out for the rule change?

Because the Gop is scared of her.

We need Jasmine Crockett to be the Chair of the Democratic National Committee.

Please.

Dammit. But okay. I liked them both I just liked Crockett significantly more.

More of this, please

If Israel hacked traffic cams for intel ahead of the Iran strike, I don’t even want to imagine how vulnerable U.S. camera networks are, especially with Silicon Valley dipshit tech bros slurping everything up and calling it “innovation.”

Watching Hillary Clinton cook James Comer & Republicans in her opening statement to the House Oversight Committee during her deposition is way better than just reading it.

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A clip from the moment Hillary Clinton found out Lauren Boebert took an unauthorized photo of her deposition: 'I'm done!'

Marco Rubio's claim that "we went proactively in a defensive way" reminds me of something Bush adviser Frances Townsend said in 2008. Rejecting the idea that the failure to capture Osama bin Laden was a "failure," she called it "a success that hasn't occurred yet."

Sad but feels true

Lionel Hutz from the simpsons editing a business card which reads "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST - NO MORE FOREVER WAR" to read "PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST? NO, MORE FOREVER WAR"