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Internationally ✨published ✨ skeeter Award-Winning Chocolate Chip Cookie Historian I want my autobiography to sound like absolute bullshit, and I want it illustrated by Garth Williams.

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Awww man 💪🏿💪🏿💙💙😁

07.03.2026 01:35 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

He might be bi!

06.03.2026 22:32 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Autocorrect just changed “so”—one of the most important words in English—to “ai” and now I want to fight all of fictions most lovable characters

06.03.2026 22:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a video game character says " you ever wonder why we 're here no " ALT: a video game character says " you ever wonder why we 're here no "

Red and Blue Teams you say? 👀

06.03.2026 21:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a woman sitting on a couch with her hand up and the words nailed it written below her ALT: a woman sitting on a couch with her hand up and the words nailed it written below her

I get called a slut to my face and I hold up my hand for a high-five

06.03.2026 21:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😊

06.03.2026 19:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂😂😂

06.03.2026 17:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a cold and I know which coworker got me sick 😠

06.03.2026 17:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Uh uh, I know enough things. I know why a murder in the 1890’s caused Ellen Degeneres to get fired. I know why lawyers aren’t allowed to walk freely through the courtroom without asking permission. I know so many things. I’m sitting this one out.

06.03.2026 17:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2
A plate of tacos from Taco Tijuanero, asada and quesabirria

A plate of tacos from Taco Tijuanero, asada and quesabirria

Monday’s bounty

06.03.2026 17:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

😂😂😂yes I am. The rest of the country would riot if it was $6.19. If we scheduled a riot here we’d try to meet up at the beach but oh hey a taco truck let’s get something to eat hey do you want a couple of beers oh well why don’t we hang out and watch the sunset hey what were we supposed to be doing?

06.03.2026 16:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

In San Diego, high $4’s is low, low $5’s happens often, but I’ve never seen this before.

06.03.2026 16:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s $6.19 for premium at the gas station on the way home last night

06.03.2026 16:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We all felt it, anyone who applied for jobs felt it in their bones.

06.03.2026 16:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up ALT: a man in a suit and tie says you gotta pump those numbers up

MORE PLS

06.03.2026 00:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve watched a few progressive candidates asked what policies they’d push for (like Zohran) and the thing they’re missing is being SPECIFIC. “Making things more affordable” is not the same as “making buses fast and free”. There is a huge difference in how persuasive your pitch will be. Be specific!

06.03.2026 00:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A BABY.

06.03.2026 00:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They ALWAYS mean white.

06.03.2026 00:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And if you can’t do it without them… be deliberate about doing it WITH them

05.03.2026 20:23 👍 163 🔁 27 💬 1 📌 1
A Reductress headline with a photo of recently fired Kristi Noem: “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress headline with a photo of recently fired Kristi Noem: “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Since @reductress.bsky.social hasn’t posted here since 2024

05.03.2026 22:00 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

I had to take Professional Responsibility, pass the MPRE, and write a passing PR essay on the California bar exam. I hope they take her license. I hope they take EVERYBODY’s license.

05.03.2026 21:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let’s make this happen! :)

05.03.2026 20:20 👍 465 🔁 41 💬 5 📌 3

This is amazing; am watching on C-SPAN3. If she had a staff member who liked her, that person would've walked up to her 15 minutes ago to whisper in her ear to get out of there.

But no one is protecting her. Any one of these attendees can break the news to her on live tv.

05.03.2026 19:29 👍 2361 🔁 465 💬 52 📌 28

the reporter laughing is the icing on top

05.03.2026 19:42 👍 866 🔁 148 💬 18 📌 2

They spent too much building data centers to keep employing people. Awesome. Incredible. I hate this shit.

05.03.2026 19:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez speaks with reporters. (AP / Bill Clark/CQ Roll Call)

Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez speaks with reporters. (AP / Bill Clark/CQ Roll Call)

AOC: “That’s one reason he must be removed from office - if the Epstein files have such a hold on Trump & this admin that they are willing to plunge us & risk world war in order to save themselves politically - that is the definition of someone who cant make objective decisions for the American ppl”

05.03.2026 15:13 👍 9413 🔁 2555 💬 193 📌 95

Pastor you ask to see the plan, the backup plan, AND be let in on the twist before you agree to a heist with any beautiful woman!

05.03.2026 17:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I really don't think I should have to verify that I am human to look at the Cheesecake Factory menu online. Dogs and robots should be able to look at 57 types of cheesecakes too.

05.03.2026 16:16 👍 6123 🔁 774 💬 4 📌 31
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San Diego Zoo Safari Park in Escondido opens Denny Sanford Elephant Valley https://www.10news.com/lifestyle/exploring-san-diego/san-diego-zoo-safari-park-in-escondido-opens-denny-sanford-elephant-valley 

05.03.2026 17:00 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Yes autocorrect, “boo hop” was actually what I meant, thank You for helping, classic response boo hop is what u was trying to type. Not at all unhelpful, i love you.

05.03.2026 17:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0