When I get nervous that I won’t have enough to talk about in therapy and it’ll be 45 minutes of awkward silence I remember this exists
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When I get nervous that I won’t have enough to talk about in therapy and it’ll be 45 minutes of awkward silence I remember this exists
TGIF, etc.
Sorry I’m late to therapy I was in the lobby buying an $80 Kylie Minogue Barbie
Men who look upon themselves born to reign, and others to obey, soon grow insolent; selected from the rest of mankind their minds are early poisoned by importance; and the world they act in differs so materially from the world at large, that they have but little opportunity of knowing its true interests, and when they succeed to the government are frequently the most ignorant and unfit of any throughout the dominions.
Common Sense, published 250 years ago today.
ICE is what happens when you fill an entire agency with untrained mouth breathers who refused to accept that no one wanted them around when they were in high school
Annual post-Christmas reminder to delete “visiting from nyc” from your Grindr bio
Just got served an ad for a sw*stika necklace on TikTok things seem to be going well in the old U S of A!
Extra cringe that the primary reason I’m ashamed of this activity is not that it’s trashy and terrible for you but that it feels very MAGA coded
I leave the mirror a little dirty to maintain the fuckboy mystique it’s not laziness I swear
Friendsgiving IG posts are always a wake up call on my level of hoe-ness like everyone knows everyone I guess
Less psychotically positioned on the counter
NYC baby!
On his way out hookup said my place was “a very sex and the city apartment” which could be a compliment but given my dishwasher is on top of my stove I think he was reading me (I also live on the same street as the Carrie apartment)
Cheney and Zohran got me optimistic about the new Katy Perry single
Why didn’t I think of this version first
Voted for Zohran AND got 2 vaccines today I hope RFK Jr is twirling in his upright living grave
Po’s a hoe
He’s not dead until @popcrave.com says so
Yes I was in ptown 6 days ago yes I’m in the Pines yes I’m a cliche
I love ptown so much (it’s also kicking my ass)
Feels correct for ptown
I put my tank on for maybe the last 15 minutes walking home from the pool and this is what I get
That was the old me idk him (I c*me)
I’m such a boomer I had to post this thrice I didn’t realize you can’t upload gifs here
Can’t read books but MAN can he cook them
I want Carrie Coon back in the MCU.
My oldest friend (str8) is getting married and I’m currently heading to their “couple’s shower” like a bridal shower but for both of them I’m already inept at etiquette for existing functions I can’t take on new ones
Losing an AirPod on home turf is wild
