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A disco hot dog diy kit

Can someone send $50
I have a mighty need

Holy shit, this rules!
You think they also have a cheeseburger kit?

person screaming with little brain #1: “Discourse is good!” person screaming with little brain #2: “Discourse is bad!” person staying silent with big brain: “Mozzarella sticks are so dang yummy.”

Naught but a leap to the left
And thanne a clockwyse tread;
Put thyne handes on thyne hippes,
And be thy knees yn-gatheréd:
Lo, it ys the pelvique thruste
That maketh mirthe down to rayne -

Let us do the Tyme Warpe agayne!

I get yelled at for saying this but for many hundreds of years people went to university not to get diplomas or be employable but because immersion in the humanities was considered foundational to a good life, and school must return to its original purpose: the joy of learning.

Utilitarianism by choice

Binging golden girls and wallowing in the endtimes.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

The local frogs are loud this time of year

Good for them

Vaping a cart labeled 'lavender guava trainwreck' and posting through the horrors

There is no such thing as breakfast food

Breakfast is just the first meal you eat in a day

Therfore I can have pancakes whenever

YES
it's PROFESSIONAL MEDICINE

Pokopia almost makes me want to but a switch 2, but let's be real. I'm waiting for a mainline pokemon game bundle so I get my money's worth.

I used to eat dry pasta as a kid, as a snack

If it wasn't so bad for my teeth, I probably still would

Those mustache finger tattoos are the cringeist souvenirs of a stupider time lol

Only a problem if they don't offer to share, I guess vOv

Yo are ppl on bluesy still playing animal crossing new horizons? I made a new island after the update and I'm an isolated millennial LOL #animalcrossing

They should have them watch old movie trailers with Don LaFontaine, those Trans dudes would have hella gravitas .

I am a trashed mammal

There's a dispensary near me that has Baja blast flavored carts, highly reccomend

a woman in a green sweater is smiling and says " count me in " Alt: a woman in a green sweater is smiling and says " count me in "

Hot, sweaty, and potentially during shark week?

I dunno, if the afterlife doesn't have weed and cheeseburgers I'd bounce right back into reincarnation

I will stay/go where weed and cheeseburgers are a certainty

I would absolutely fuck around with that

The best food often comes from 'filthy' places

Here's hoping that tonight the aliens take me and i wake up somewhere different and fun

I'm begging for anarchists to add an ounce of manufactured consent to their politics.

Cat sitting in chair

Just got a new papsan chair, Binx is a fan!

the thing about comedy is that im really worried nothing will ever again be as funny to me as Space Ghost Coast to Coast

If I can crawl 10 miles on my bloated drunk ass instead of run this is literally no problem

Bureaucracy is a religion whose main sacrament is destroying last quarter’s sacred object