Jane

El: ITS F-WORD COLD OUT HERE.

I USED THE BLUE SPRING TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN PILATES

Yesterday, again at The Grove, protesters used a megaphone. Again, a function outside of speech was deployed.

You can hear and see the person in the gray sweatshirt playing a recording over and over. This is no different than the siren recording sound that the other protester was arrested for.

Boise recently agreed to allow megaphones for free speech purposes.

"The Boise City Council changed its noise ordinance, this week allowing citizens to use loudspeakers and megaphones in peaceful protests without retaliation from police."

They were being sued for unevenly applying ordinance.

On the way into the Church Gala tonight i yelled at the protestors to go protect some more pedophiles.

She was so rude!!

No, and not their consignment with the attitude I got.

Told my husband. His response: are you wearing the T-shirt with a burning cop car on it?

I’m not. Just an AJJ sad cat.

Which I love consignment. But the presumption is rude. Also “yeah we don’t carry a lot of size 14.”

Nothing like walking into a fancy store downtown and immediately being suggested to go upstairs to the consignment portion.

Coach texted me three days ago and offered to exchange my bag for a new one. 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

So I texted my local sales associate a picture, and it’s too damaged for coach repair. I was so bummed. Contacted a couple local other places about repairing it. The ones I got back to me said they could not.

But here’s something very nice. Rudy ate my
Coach work bag. It’s a maroon Empire 48. It was a splurge/present for myself for starting my law firm.

Fuck, today kind of sucked.

BUT I FELT SHEEPISH ABOUT MY 8 YEAR OLD SAYING SEX STRIKE

El just asked his drum class if they could play sister wife sex strike.

Mouse calls chicken strips Chicken Straps, and we are going with it 100%.

NOEM: I would disagree with the judge

CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?

NOEM: A what?

CROCKETT: A law degree

NOEM: No I do no-

CROCKETT: Okay

Inspired by Chris Fleming and I'm going to stop in random conversations to say "I am an empath, you know."

Yes it is! But the Idaho legislature is throttling the non-election path because the GOP can’t control it.

Alright non lawyer people: what do you want to know when you vote for a judge??

Anyone else just get a call from
“ABC WIDGETS” with a random number sequence? Is the bomb coming?
Is this a secret code set when I was in GATE that activated me?

TIL there is a Christian-based auto repair shop in the Boise area.

Come to rods, instead.

Yes.

There was a doctor yesterday telling me
All about this nootropic vape I should get. I’m not gonna trust any medical advice from that guy.

slapping a "HOW'S MY CYCLING?" bumper sticker on my lower back to nicely frame my ass when i'm biking past cars stuck in traffic

Killing a bunch of elementary school girls to distract from having raped a bunch of middle- and high-school girls is pretty fucking grim.

Major Gordon was not mad.

My dad was tell me that in fourth grade he got sent to the principal’s office because he was supposed to write an essay on why America was the best country on the planet and he said no.

He was on an Air Force base. They had to call Major Gordon to the school.

Oh shit fanci freeze is on fire?!