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@mellowcremepumpkin

it gets you here. it gets you righ here

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Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

11.03.2026 00:40 👍 9323 🔁 2348 💬 160 📌 47

I’m experiencing pain… in my pump region!!!

10.03.2026 21:17 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

NO

10.03.2026 20:21 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

square root of negative amalie. imagalie putting your hands in them beans

06.03.2026 12:11 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

are people still living their best life. or is that trend over now

09.03.2026 23:28 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

how do people have the gumption to shoot up rhiannas house but not any of these old people on the news all the time

09.03.2026 00:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

an investment in america is an investment in yourself. and you can take That... to the bank

08.03.2026 23:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

how can it be so cool. and yet so hot

08.03.2026 23:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

i almost forgot what nice reverb the original clip of this had. very dreamlike

08.03.2026 03:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I would like to once again direct your attention to the Pizza Hut Oral History

07.03.2026 17:10 👍 126 🔁 29 💬 2 📌 4

square root of negative amalie. imagalie putting your hands in them beans

06.03.2026 12:11 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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how have you done this

05.03.2026 21:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

hi my name is markwayne

05.03.2026 21:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Iran’s new President-elect Ebrahim Raisi speaks during a press conference in Tehran, Iran, June 21, 2021.

Iran’s new President-elect Ebrahim Raisi speaks during a press conference in Tehran, Iran, June 21, 2021.

i was thinking it would be funny to do a set with like a podium and 13 colorful pop filter mics like they don't really do anymore and stumbled upon this 2021 photo, which is real

05.03.2026 07:27 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

emptying my pockets at airport security, only thing in there is three brand new PING golfballs and one of those bicycle u-lock keys you can defeat with a pen

05.03.2026 05:47 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

when will it be possible to put an AI George Washington in zoom calls to say things like "bob you've been quiet, what are your ideas"

05.03.2026 04:57 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

being a lowbie rocks because I can say unpopular shit that’s true like “gas should be $10/gallon” and “it’s good when trump voters army kids get killed by a bomb” and not get a single moron reply

04.03.2026 21:35 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if stocks color green, then nation headed in right direction. HOWEVER if stocks color red, then wrong direction. in my own not so humble my opinion🏌️

04.03.2026 01:05 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.03.2026 12:11 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

doz van grundux. royalty

03.03.2026 08:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

if there are any "Van Grundy"ies out there I will trade u names

03.03.2026 06:12 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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this is the largest baby-still-on-back possum combo I have seen to date

02.03.2026 23:09 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

cool dude!! ....interesting

02.03.2026 23:00 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the poop magician: is this your turd?

me: ...no?..

PM: check your pants....

me: !!!!!!

02.03.2026 01:00 👍 386 🔁 70 💬 13 📌 1

Our first Unreal Engine 3 president

01.03.2026 23:04 👍 1209 🔁 98 💬 17 📌 0

imo the next world president of the US should probably just be determined from some sort of vehicular "death race" across the US

02.03.2026 02:19 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Disappeared bodies, mass burials and ‘30,000 dead’: what is the truth of Iran’s death toll? Testimony from medics, morgue and graveyard staff reveals huge state effort to conceal systematic killing of protesters

this was a month ago www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

01.03.2026 08:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

they are wow. they're all there. right now in the same place, which is Mar-a-Lago. all gathered together

28.02.2026 15:22 👍 737 🔁 152 💬 20 📌 5

assuming there really might be a Woke Terror, im really throwing my hat in there for chemically castrating any men who have admitted to voting for this person

28.02.2026 08:41 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

holiday = 1 day
vacation = multiple days
vacation (song & music video) = one of humanity’s crowning achievements

27.02.2026 22:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0