Lauri (Mama of Cats and Defender of ✉️ Carriers)

Thank you for your persistence

I wish I had the $$. I'd buy it before my membership expires.

I figured.

Hopefully you won't be affected by our very recent measles outbreak.

Hopefully you won't be affected by our very recent measles outbreak

True, but I feel his confidence is somewhat misplaced.

It is so scarily dry. There's a 60% chance of moisture Friday but past performance doesn't give me much hope.

That being said, the whole "3rd generation, 4th generation immigrant" is a load of crap but a big red flag.

Right? A stroll through my Ancestry coming up with "your great-grandfather and great-grandmother lived in Cuba? Your great aunt was born there? Your great-great-grandmother on the other side came from Sweden? You're not really a citizen." I'm being facetious, I know I have loads of privilege.

My 80 yr old mom's pharmacy insists on believing that she must be immune to measles because she didn't have them as a child. Now there are cases popping up less than 50 miles away. I'm calling her insurance today to have a word.

In all sincerity, why are they good? I feel like I should know, but not enough coffee on board yet.

I really want to hang out with you.

Top: beef bacon on a baking sheet Bottom: cooked beef bacon on plate

I discovered beef bacon exists, and cooked that.

That's because you've never stayed at a hotel during a training session with a crappy expensive hotel restaurant during 100 mph winds. When Chipotle was the only delivery choice.

I wish your extremely ill days were at an end.

She doesn't look very into it. Also, how is it "caught" when they're just right out there? Not like they're trying to hide.

The first American president was a 4th generation immigrant.

We may not get snow UNTIL May. Which doesn't bode well for the water supply.

Well, that's... interesting.

The headline I'd like to see:
"Why Didn't All Democrats Bring Protest Signs to the SOTU?"
Every sign could have been a different issue.

Mail at our office was stupid light today.

A State of the Union bingo board with 25 squares.

Great! Now I can play SOTU bingo without having to actually watch. Which I absolutely was not going to do.

Advertise your account with a gif.

Can we meet for coffee so you can tell me more about serial killers?

And here we go with the "transgender shooter" theme again.

Starter Villain by John Scalzi and Thorn Hedge by T. Kingfisher

Went to the library today.
Found these in an "in case you missed it" display.
@scalzi.com @tkingfisher.com

Orange cat sitting on closed toilet seat in dim light

Nope. That would be awesome.

I don't know who provided them, but some great little whistles have made it to my mail route in Fort Collins.