I'm taking a break from socials for a few weeks to concentrate on a mountain of overdue study. I'm accepting bookings at home in Brisbane with notice, plus Melbourne assignations for 18 - 20 March. Please be organised and book ahead, I will not be accepting short notice requests once there. 💋
Over 30 sworkers thread! Quote with a pic and your age 🍑
Mid-40s 💋
Sign the petition! c.org/zVwhwwCqH7
Seems the morally bankrupt David Young of Altus Property Group is now in bed with the most corrupt, repulsive, grifting family the world has ever seen. If the GC council approves this, Qld will have sunk lower than it already has.
www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...
I'm starting to think Ghislaine was too, because god knows that's not her in the oversight hearing video.
I concur, wisdom in point-form 💋
Travel ready when at home in Brisbane, otherwise tours as shown. Put your best foot forward and book ahead for all consultations 💋
bio.site/caraclermont
#luxurycompanion #dinnerdate #fmty #gfe #nuru #massage
A spammer, a scammer, and a b*reback bammer walk into a bar... Oh hang on, those were the texts I got in Sydney today. 🤡
If the whole process of booking an Escort is overwhelming for you. Here’s a fantastic article I found on Scarlet Blue that will help x
scarletblue.com.au/etiquette
Still time to get your wings Sydney! Available for cabin shenanigans Thursday ✈️
Still time to get your wings Sydney! Available for cabin shenanigans Thursday ✈️
Sydney, I'm winging my way to you tomorrow! I still have some availability for Thursday, so put your captain's hat on and steer your ship my way ✈️
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She's somewhat of a competitor with my other services, but we have completely different vibes. She's also in Brisbane. Not normally my jam to go blabbing to the cops but it was so unhinged, and she clearly had it in for me for some time, that I felt I had to.
So true! I recently had an anonymous disgustingly abusive texter, and after reporting it to police, it turned out to be another worker. Never met her, and the only dealings I had with her were for plagiarising my ad. There are some seriously unwell people out there.
Tour availability:
Sydney:
18 Feb booked out
19 Feb 8am - 9pm
Melbourne:
18 Mar 8am - 3pm
19 Mar 8am - 9pm
20 Mar 8am - 3pm
Book ahead as I rarely have short-notice availability once I arrive. 💋
bio.site/caraclermont
#touringescort #dinnerdate #gfe #fmty #luxurycompanion #escort
I couldn't believe what I was hearing, it was farcical. The only way to crush it is for over-40s to co-opt the slang and embarrass it out of them 🤣
Overheard in my hipster neighbourhood café bakery: 'like he's so cheugy, mogging so hard at the gym but like we know he's not natty.' I had to use google translate. Now going to spout all these irritating gen z slang words loudly in public to kill them off. Evil? Arguable. Necessary? Indubitably. 😈
Organised paramours are planning ahead and booking my time into April. This warms my little Virgo heart like a cat sleeping belly-up in a cardboard box in a sunbeam. Be the cat that gets the cream, not the one caught in the rain. 🐈⬛
bio.site/caraclermont
I second this, Miele is unbeatable.
Amaretti dunked in mint choc Jarrah is peak study food. Will not engage in debate on this subject.
#ihatetimtams
My timeline on Bluesky is full of cats. Floofy, splooty, bleppy, blinky, sleepy, peepy, licky cats. Cats in boxes. Cats in sunbeams. Cats in hooman beds. Cats on hooman laps. Cats napping in kitty piles. That's really all I'm here for. 😻
#crazycatlady #meow
Thank you! Only four years ago but feels like a lifetime! Love your red🍓
A hair era you miss! 💇🏻♀️
Repost with your own.
Circa end of 2021. The blonde era was over, and I moved into this short-lived dark blonde/bronde colour. I adored it but the upkeep was too much.
#blondeera #newhair #throwbackthursday
🎼 Oh, tiens-le bien
Baiser salé, sali
#holdittight #dirtysaltykiss #étienne #gueschpatti
I saw India Song at my French cinéclub last night. Deeply engaging due to its slow burn cinematography and voiceover narration style. And the costumes! Cerruti 1881 and divine🪭 Last Year at Marienbad is next on my list for more Delphine Seyrig.
#frenchnewwave
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🎼 Then I look at you
And the world's alright with me
Peachy 🍑
#gfe #luxurycompanion #fmty #dinnerdate #peachy
Me first thing in the morning 😹
Post a banger that isn’t in English
Guesch Patti - Etienne
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSLE...
Tour availability:
Sydney:
18 Feb booked out
19 Feb 8am - 9pm
Melbourne:
18 Mar 8am - 3pm
19 Mar 8am - 9pm
20 Mar 8am - 3pm
Book ahead as I rarely have short-notice availability once I arrive. 💋
bio.site/caraclermont
#touringescort #dinnerdate #gfe #fmty #luxurycompanion #escort
🎼 Lips like sugar...🫦
#gfe #fmty #fssw #oursky
