Liliii

they're saying nelly will be nervous at hart bar this friday at 7pm...

full of ourselves, second drawing of 2026

selfie of me at an office wearing a dark chao cardigan, crush fund t shirt, and black choker. superimposed on the bottom right is a picture of my cat very close to the camera, bottom left is text that reads "gig this friday u know the deal", and on the top left is the show flyer that reads: mzztr paperchamps mikie mayo nina fitzgerald nelly was nervous hart bar brooklyn nyc 3/6/26 7pm 15 bucks 21 plus

gig this friday at hart bar come see some dope music and i'll stare at you like this

shamefully robbed from a friend who wouldn't post it lol

every 6 months: "save me normie cis sub girl"
3 weeks later: "t4t is like incest so call me the flowers in the attic"

a girl with blonde hair is sitting on a couch and smiling ALT: a girl with blonde hair is sitting on a couch and smiling

Oho you dislike the thing that everybody also dislikes? How trite

every time I look at mtg goldfish lists I get nauseous

dimir players are obsessed with making the deck look dogshit

Fly Fight!

(inspired by @planetsmudge.bsky.social's Sasquatch Diaries/the fan game of it @aeneas-nin.bsky.social made)

And you all know what this means, right? It’s time to announce our next C4AC in August. This time? We’re doing something… a little different. Keep your eyes peeled and your calendars locked.
YOU WILL NOT WANT TO MISS THIS.
Details forthcoming… #C4AC

There's never been an event like what's coming to C4AC in August. Really, really excited for what's been brewing.

landslide, mostly

so high I looked at tmnt cards and got hungry

"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor

The hat and the cigar. You're driving with the Driving Cuber, baby.

anyway live at 10 AM with the greatest cube event in history: @cubeforacause.upkeepnewyork.com ft @scottmirts.upkeepnewyork.com and @andy.luckypaper.co

www.twitch.tv/luckypapermtg

every leftist i know is very excited about technology but unfortunately they want tech that improves society and makes people's lives easier and that's harder for wealthy prdophiles to build a trillion dollar industry bubble around

it’s so awesome that every single republican influencer or celebrity has to go through the same “getting divorced by their wife” canon event

may those of you who so desire have a Mike in your life

truly the plato of our time

how do they keep coming out with hotter and hotter trans women send tweet

i still find it very funny that WOTC made New Capenna, a plane based off of 1920s america, then made the MacGuffin a regulated liquid that makes you Feel Good, then spent like the whole story insisting it isn’t alcohol it’s MAGIC FLUID guys it’s NOT ALCOHOL and then it turns out it’s angel cum

The ants (0F 0F 0F 0F 0F...) in my (27F) pants have unionized

when you come so hard its bedtime

[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:

starting to smell like a girl again ☺️

i do this for one amazing reason: i am stupid

goblin :)

Alex Pretti, MAGA, And The Public Meaning Of Masculinity If you'd rather be like them than like him, it's time to take a look in the mirror...

Alex Pretti’s most immediate legacy is galvanizing the country against tyranny. We should do what we can to see to it that his other legacy is reclaiming the public meaning of masculinity from the whiny, sadistic freaks responsible for his murder. www.offmessage.net/p/alex-prett...

I don’t think a state that is threatening wars of territorial aggression and has random death squads wandering about its mid-tier cities assassinating civilians should be hosting the World Cup