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living in a walkable city where you can get anywhere you need by walking, by bus, or train is goated in an economic collapsed based entirely on gas prices

I maintain that simply arresting Elon musk and making a real example of him is the quickest way to global stability

Please don’t spread misinformation. Tomahawks fly at low altitude. It’s climbing like a THAAD interceptor (we are out of interceptors).

Roy @im_roy_lee• 1d ng i was sweating for 2 mins = ChatGPT Auto > X •• got a call from some tech crunch reporter asking about revenue. told them 7m arr in reality 6.3m run rate. is this securities fraud Short answer: almost certainly not. What you described does not meet the elements of securities fraud in the U.S. 1. Securities fraud requires a securities context 129 セマ57 2.1K il 415K 企 Elizabeth Holmes • @ElizabethHolmes X.com I wouldn't trust Al with this one.... 6:19 PM • 3/5/26 • 37K Views 40 27 38 956 23 企

there's a thing I like to call "load-bearing assumptions", that you don't notice until they're suddenly gone (e.g the air you breath has oxygen in it).

the post-ww2 order is a load-bearing assumption for basically the entirety of american life. trump took a sledgehammer to it in the last 90 days.

People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

A one month chart of oil prices

Oil prices are going parabolic. This is insane.

how it feels taking public transit rn

Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"

We should never ever forget why they did it

Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

i’m trying my best but none of the med device companies return my calls anymore

it's so funny that this is what every operator chud in this country has wet dreams of being and they couldn't be farther from it. all of but a few of them would immediately shit and piss themselves in anything approximating this. meanwhile, here's Claudia SoAndSo in Jalisco with the strap in jeans.

drip, i'm afraid

I didn’t get my Aggregate 1 certification for this.

how it feels every time i check the news

do you know how many goddamn proctors that shit took? I didn’t sit in the fucking dust room splitting your fuckass soil samples for 12 hours just for you to go and depave a perfectly good surface. I cannot believe you’d throw away the work of countless construction worker transsexuals for this.

One million percent. Access junkies that don't understand technology AT ALL were easily snowed by hucksters. Silicon Valley used to make cool shit but once "the internet" blew up, big papers and pubs hired dopes who could write flowery sentences but didn't know jack shit to cover the scene

$250/barrel by next wednesday. $15/gallon, rationed gasoline. the total collapse of car culture and the suburban lifestyle. get ready to take the fuckin' bus folks

It's hilarious that "working class" now applies exclusively to the racist failsons of regional car dealership owners but every unemployed trans person is an "elite".

and tertiary effects? buddy you better believe i don't know how to pronounce it let alone worry about it

being a carless american is awesome. financial harm caused by rising oil prices won't directly effect me, and secondary effects aren't something we are trained to think about. when the time comes i'll just blame the rising prices i do experience on supernatural causes. maybe goblins

not only was it not enough for these fuckers to crash the fucking economy and reduce hiring to zero they had to go and jack up the price of gas so now commuting to my fucking construction job costs more than just quitting and working retail. why do I even fucking bother.

Tesla sued after Austin shooting suspect allegedly assaulted co-worker A 65-year-old woman says the automaker ignored warning signs before Ndiaga Diagne, the suspect in Sunday’s mass shooting, assaulted her. She sued Thursday.

the Austin mass shooter was a Tesla employee who assaulted a coworker during a company-allowed prayer break late last year

the company refused to give the victim her assailant's name so she could press charges, and he went on to become a mass shooter

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Other deranged billionaire thing I would do is taking that Star Wars roleplay hotel that Disney had that and implement it in fictional setting where it would be totally inappropriate. $5k for a two night lore accurate immersive warhammer underhive experience.

This was clear from the jump, but the Venezuela invasion going as smoothly as it did, from a pure operational perspective, is going to prove catastrophic in the long run.

OMG HE'S BACK IN STOCK

It's incredible to me that the embrace of fossil fuels is not considered deviant.