Lt Cmdr SATA

hahaha

oh wait, you're serious

album cover for 311 by 311; dark blue background and stylized "311" inside an ellipse, with a spotlight effect

nobody:

my follower count:

trader joes checker: what are you up to today?

my brain: don't say it

my brain: don't say it

me: groceries

local man goes to doctor, says he's depressed about regional pizza chain taking over neighborhood corner spot and probably never giving up lease for the rest of his natural life

doctor says solution is easy, just visit your nearest Pagliacci Pizza

giving it a year before Bluesky adds tracking cookies to the share links

Britta from Community in the "I can excuse racism" template, with bottom text: I can excuse using Al to target foreign airstrikes, but I draw the line at domestic surveillance

a man in a tan hoodie and denim jacket walking on the sidewalk; he stops to take a look at his phone; with Microsoft Word quality bubble lettering that reads: Not today hackers

I guess these people are in charge now?

we are ruled by trolls

pulling out in front of someone and expecting them to brake to avoid hitting you is wild behavior

apparently the López part of his name also comes from his ex?? yikes

all my sniffs gone

your channel has 1.75M subs, maybe it's time to rent a studio and hire a videographer

first of all fuck Kenji for writing up my bar and sending a bunch of tourists, second of all the whole "I'm just a humble father cooking dinner for my family with a GoPro on his head" schtick doesn't really hit once you learn he cheated on his wife and has been separated/divorced for years

I reskeeted my post because Bluesky has no algorithm, your honor

our rent is $10k/month but we can't afford an artist 🤷‍♂️

Facebook post by FOX5 Las Vegas with a photo of a man in a hospital bed with a missing foot and a large bandage over his leg; headline reads: Motorcyclist loses part of leg, friend following hit-and-run crash...

Britta from Community in the "I can excuse racism" template, with bottom text: I can excuse using Al to target foreign airstrikes, but I draw the line at domestic surveillance

Photograph of David Graeber with quote: "The ultimate, hidden truth of the world is that it is something that we make, and could just as easily make differently." David Graeber

curated image; a mockup of an old Windows screenshot with Start menu and Internet Explorer and Outlook Express, etc icons in the taskbar and Network and Sound icons in the system tray; the desktop background is a cloudy blue sky with a black sweatshirt with red/green/blue Enron logo, but it says "ENNUI"

two panel comic by HAPPYROADKILL with an illustrated donkey man wearing a suit, representing the Democratic party; first panel, the donkey says: My heart goes out to both Israel AND Palestine [Israel flag emoji] [heart emoji] [Palestinian flag emoji]; second panel, the donkey says: My $3.8 billion in military aid just goes out to Israel

Black man TSA agent looking through a bag: Any liquids sir? white man in a suit: No sorry, just Jungle

TikTok screenshot of a Radiohead performance with overlaid text: Radiohead - Israel / Their debut single "Creep" hardly made it in the UK, but Israeli radio picked up on it and turned it into a hit; Twitter user mount bellyache @mountbellyache responds: "i don't belong here" really resonated with them

crime should be illegal

beck is the worst part about Beck if that makes sense

damn bro