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15.09.2025 10:34
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I've got tabs open that are older than Owen Cooper
UTTER
what in the elon musk?
getting into the shower: terrible, annoying
being in the shower: glorious, amazing
getting out of the shower: terrible, annoying
my creative process
Monday
seems to be a voice he reserves exclusively for commercial work www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UGC...
gorgeous
An entire industry is saying “fictional employees who openly lie to you and cost fifty billion dollars a year to maintain are the future of the economy”
Thoroughly amused by Americans not recognising Jurgen Klopp and discussing the 'new Trivago guy'
This has to go wrong at least once a day
It’s *that* time of the year to repeat the message that once caused my face to be the centre of a window display of fans in the Chichester branch of Rymans.
“what if air tried to murder you” - god inventing hay fever
Genuinely the most insane project I've ever worked on #MentosFizzooka
Got something fun dropping tomorrow 🤫 #MentosFizzooka
trying out a new catchphrase
already got the barbie out
Put my big coat away. You can blame me in a week when it’s snowing
Happy #IWD
a warning sign on the pavement that reads ‘weak structure’
left my screenplay unattended in soho
It’s not something I’m proud of, it just seems like it requires a real investment of time and I have only so much energy
I have never seen Eurovision but I am nodding sagely all the same
think my watch is broken
by age 40 you should have a house, two kids, a cat and 17 pepper mills
Ok so… There’s a nice little park on a corner, and a path running directly to one edge of the park. That’s the first image, but there’s 12 other images here. In the second image, there is now a desire path running diagonally across the park. Next image, the path has been blocked by a park bench that the council has put in as a deterrent. Unfazed, in image 4 the path now deftly avoids the park bench. In images 5 and 6 the process is repeated, this time with a strategically placed bin which the desire path also avoids. Presumably in a fit of rage, the council plants an entire hedge to stop people creating new desire paths but eventually this too is defeated and a new path find a way. Finally, the council admits defeat and turns the desire path into a proper paved pathway. After a little while, a new desire path curving off this new paved pathway begins to emerge…
A little comic about desire paths.
Starting a new tube of toothpaste: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Finishing a tube of toothpaste: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Red wine. It’ll always be your idea to me. www.majestic.co.uk/wines/jean-b...
@davedye1.bsky.social The sincerest flattery
I’m so tired
