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DoorDash needs a button that I promise to use very judiciously that says ‘I really need this kebab asap’
Trump's right hand man (literally) just casually giving the Nazi salute... twice.
“I just had a fiddle with your special cranker. I hope that’s ok”
-studio conversations
But first, another gin.
There. That’s the dishwasher stacked and kitchen floor mopped. Now back to the packing.
I absolutely hate packing and I’m bad at it and why isn’t there some sort community program to come and just do it for me.
Nobody demands gender representation quite like cisgendered, middle-aged white men.
And this is Kai, who is neither large nor son
This is Rory
Good searching
“I’ll stop drinking if you let me run the Pentagon” is maybe the most alcoholic thing anyone has ever said
I’m exhausted. I deserve a treat.
Apparently it's possible to hurt my esophagus by swallowing a small amount of water.
2024 really is the year that keeps giving.
Gremlins also.
Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy starting ‘Dogecast’ podcast about government cost-cutting By Isabel Keane Published Nov. 21, 2024,
Who’s ready for the worst podcast of all time
Toast is the best food.
