pope "pope crunch" crunch

hm yes tell me more about the magisters, magister jabroni #wow

A puppy with rollerblades skedaddles across the screen. The text is written in alphabet fridge magnet letters and reads NOT THE BEST, BUT HAVIN FUN

to be honest I've always found it kinda fun to end up being a little bit crappy at whatever I try to do... Takes a lot of pressure off, and I feel like everyone can tell when you're doing something just for the love of the game

Big Challenges the crocodile wearing cool red sunglasses on a red skateboard "They call me BIG!"

When I tell you I had this idea like two year ago and just drew it in under an hour lol anyways long live BIG C!!!!!!!

Announcing a 2nd season of Heated Rivalry already?

"I stand for my beliefs," Spud said after the two were separated. "I'm going to peacefully stand here and support my beliefs. I support ICE and law enforcement," Spud said. "You can go peacefully f-k yourself!" the student who punched Spud yells. "That's against school code. No swearing in the school," Spud responds.

god this kid rules (the one who punched spud)

you know what, the kids are alright

and it was always the ones you never saw coming. the dude who took off for a post where he said fuck words a lot? nah. the dude who hit big on a post about french peasant food or whatever? he'll be swinging god's mistake by sundown

Numbers station, but it’s a morning zoo type program with silly voices and annoying sound effects.

A bit from the first page of the comic with the text "This comic was produced with the hearty proceeds from a gangland killing." My loves you are in for a ride, and it's gonna be smiles for miles.

vibe preview. my loves you are in for a ride and it's going to be smiles for miles

this is also absolutely fuckin sick

when i was a kid i wanted to be a veterinarian when i grew up. as an adult i put aside such childish dreams and now i hope to grow up into a carpet of lymph-slicked sensory organs of unidentifiable function dominating millions of continuous acres of the landscape

In the study but NOT included in the article:

“However, reverse causation cannot be ruled out, as some individuals may begin to use cannabis to self-medicate prodromal symptoms of psychiatric disorders even before a diagnosis is made.”

imagine this on a hearse

Sharing “genderless burger experience” here for those who haven’t seen it

poster for the sopranos in the style of disney's "that's so raven". pink velvet background with a scowling tony soprano covering most of it, arms crossed. in the bottom left there is the logo: disney that's SO PRANOS the "so / pranos" is in the sopranos font

this came to me in a dream

oh yeah like i lived in la for a while. i just live in a much smaller city now so *anyone* setting off fireworks is an Event and like, the great state of the commonwealth of the ass of chusetts does Not allow fireworks by randos, so something significant musta been up

plus it's snowing

i do think if you talk about people like this you should be put in the evil triangle from the SUPERMAN movies and hurled into space

i used to hate random weirdoes setting off fireworks, but now it's like
oh shit! is it today?!

and even when it's not, it's still a reminder that we are butt dust, and unto dust we must return. it'll be today someday, and that's just fine, thanks for asking.

ok take care stay warm ok i love you ok

holy fucking shit this is amazing

hey uhhjj ummmm read my webcomic because I'm 38 years old I'm experienced read it

Congratulations to Rush Limbaugh on 5 years of sobriety!

it's kind of gross. how much of your outlook on the world serves people you wouldn't like if you met them much more than it will ever serve you or the people you love? i ain't sayin you should pepe silvia it up or nothin just like, fuck, man! think about how you think sometimes. it'll blow your mind

and like don't get it twisted ok i feel like i pull this off with maybe one unquestioned opinion out of a thousand. i am not very good at this. i feel like humans can't be very good at this because of how we're wired but it's important to try. and like, once you start picking at it,

this is an excellent example of something i have been trying to do lately. when i catch myself having a reflexive opinion about something i haven't personally experienced, i try to remember to interrogate it like. why do i have this opinion. where did i form it. who gave it to me. how's it smell.

help me out i do not have time to be as online as i would normally be. which fuckass failson we putting the boots to today.

did you know that if you get the good horseradish when you normally get the cream kind, and put some on your sandwich without thinking about how much horseradish you are used to putting on because you normally get cream horseradish, you're going to clear sinuses you didn't know you had?

so basically, every ICE agent is a suspect? imo round them all up just to make sure

I saw someone post “new liver, same eagles”. I think that’s my new go-to response for “how’s it going?”

see the turtle, ain't he keen? all things serve the fuckin beam.

Macaulay Library photo submission of a Common Goldeneye in water with a pillar in the background graffitied with the message "FUCK ICE" 📷 @thebirdherder on instagram

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