Emu Hp

He's the guy who got fucked up by Anthony Joshua

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No mate, it's a real picture. It's right by the printworks in Manchester which is pretty much consistently like this every Saturday night

Closed the cap offuv a bottle of vodka onto my left middle finger creating a blood blister which immediately burst, reopened the cut about 4 times bc its the finger I use for my indicator stalk 😭

Human beings are crap

i feel like polanski's hypnoboob thing isn't great, but i also feel like most parties are asking me which flavour of ethnic cleansing i'd like to pick for my wife so

if i saw a badger on some money i'd think i was tripping and be reminded of a much happier time in my life, before handing it over for half a pint of milk and saying put the 20p change in the charity box

Report on Mandelson mentioning “The Telegraph reported on these links extensively in January 2024”

It’s striking how the press pack hive mind instantly recalled a Polanski interview from 2013 as soon as it was relevant, and instantly forgot “extensive” 2024 Telegraph reporting on Mandelson’s friendship with a child sex trafficker when that became inconvenient.

Peter maybe you should give it a go it might help you chill the fuck out

I know there’s a lot of excitement about Zack Polanski just now, but it’s important to remember that in 2013, while working as a hypnotherapist, he failed to prosecute serial child abuser Jimmy Savile.

Me too! Who is this person

Wes Streeting is a cunt, pass it on

That's a lot more than most of the NHS staff the government is currently making redundant.

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You don't gotta hand it to Tony Blair, but at least he *told us* he was going to do an illegal war of aggression in the Middle East.

Big news from Unite union which has voted to cut its Labour affiliation by 40% (£580k a year)

Sharon Graham not mincing her words

"Unite members are coming to the end of the line as far Labour is concerned… whose side are Labour on, who do they really represent, because it certainly isn’t workers"

He also must do name searches on socials bc I didn't tag him in my post on twitter but he still found me. As did his husband. Altogether a very weird experience

CJ de Mooi

Made me go down a rabbit hole of what an utterly weird cunt that guy is. Like, if you don't know just have a quick google

Badge of honour that doll

They're planting mines. The information is already out there

We bought an electric car last week and looks like it was perfect timing. I filled up yday but it looks like we'll be using his car a *lot* more than mine now

Did it break the window?? 😱 I think I have pee'd myself

Being a dick by the looks of things

after fuck knows how long of not having to know she exists, jess phillips is back in a big fucking way

Beans: never not horny posting

a woman is sitting at a table with her hands folded in front of her . Alt: What's her face from Parks and Rec doing chefs kiss

Couldn't go to court to hear himself lose loads of money bc he was in jail??

Always great to hear that Joey Barton has had a shit day.

Means no motorbikes jumping cars please

A black and white cat sitting in a blind it has destroyed, looking pleased with itself.

Not even remotely sorry. Cat bastard.

Colombo baddie vibes