Scott Charles

The last thing you see before waking up in a bathtub with a scar where your kidney used to be

Can’t imagine why Harvard would ever think they’re too good for the likes of intellectual powerhouse Catturd.

Shout out to all the folks who never know the difference between *you’re* and *your* but somehow became geriatric oncologists overnight.

“I never thought leopards would comerían mi cara!”

Voted to avoid pronouns, only to end up losing his retirement and signing his name with a pronoun. Checkmate, libs!

While we’re at it, we should also deport this other notorious MS-13 member who’s known for preying on older women.

Me watching the very people who insisted that everyone should have an ID to vote now complaining that getting a Real ID is too great a hardship for them.

She’s so close.

On the bright side, he won’t have to worry about scary pronouns when he’s forced to come out of retirement to work on a shrimp boat in the Gulf of America.

They’re more upset about a racially ambiguous actress playing Snow White than they are about classified war plans being shared in a fantasy football group text. What a time to be alive.

These are the folks who voted to get rid of the Department of Education, in case you were wondering.

Movie villains from our youth always seemed so much cooler and more competent.

Well, well, well… if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions

Shout out to all the folks who voted so that a guy who can’t spell “Department” could convince a guy who can’t spell “hamburgers” to eliminate the Department of Education. Strong work, one and all.

The pro-life crowd has lost the plot.

As someone certified to perform DOT exams, I can safely say this will grind the trucking industry to a halt. Guess you'll have to wait a few weeks for that Prime purchase

LOL at Trump creating a policy that will result in two-thirds of his truck-driving supporters being deported.

Call me nostalgic, but I liked it better when the transportation secretary had pronouns and the guy who makes exploding cars and rockets hadn’t slashed a bunch of jobs at the FAA.

All I’m saying is before we let the ketamine addict with the exploding rockets start making big decisions about the FAA, maybe we should put him in charge of Air Force One first and see how things go.

“He had my complete support when he was needlessly ruining other people’s lives, but this is where I draw the line.”

Finland ends homelessness and provides shelter for all in need - scoop.me In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Why? The country applies the "Housing First" concept agains homelessness.

“In Finland, the number of homeless people has fallen sharply. Those affected receive a small apartment & counselling with no preconditions. 4 out of 5 people affected make their way back into a stable life. And all this is CHEAPER than accepting homelessness.”

Apartheid in the front, Nazi party in the back.

The cybertruck of haircuts

You know it was bad when he loses a J6er

LMAO! There were actually people in the comments saying that.

Somehow, she did Nazi that coming

If only PA could have real gun control and not have to *checks notes* build bullet proof bus operator compartments.

saramohrhair: Where do I find a pediatrician that doesn't push vaccines? matt.keller.33: Look at your states medical boards. Find the pediatrician associated with the most childhood deaths. That's your doctor.

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I thought getting rid of pronouns and calling it the Gulf of America was supposed to fix this