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Kristine Haglund

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Germanist manquée, Religious Studies editor turned American Studies graduate student. Hopeless dilettante.

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Especially university administrators

08.03.2026 20:04 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s almost like he’s a millionaire who hasn’t done his own grocery shopping for decades…

27.02.2026 23:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yup—LLMs work on the mistaken idea that the essay is the product schools want. But the words on the page are only a byproduct.

24.02.2026 18:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

How scary for all of you—I hope they’re ok!

23.02.2026 22:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It didn’t require extraordinary reading skill to recognize that these were composite characters made to convey reporting of medical information.

20.02.2026 14:43 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My 20-something child, who literally kicked and screamed every time I tried to take him to a museum, got up at 4:30 am to fly to NYC and take advantage of the membership to the Met he recently bought himself.

Parenting is confusing.

18.02.2026 16:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This sounds pathologically well-adjusted. Are you sure you’re an academic?

12.02.2026 23:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Did they just need an excuse to watch it several times without feeling guilty for hating Kid Rock?

10.02.2026 15:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This. All day long.

10.02.2026 15:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And a gift to syllabi on US Empire for the next decade!

09.02.2026 14:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hey, if high school cafeteria smell doesn’t make you too anxious to write, you clearly did not suffer enough in high school to explain why you became an academic. So what the hell happened to you?

07.02.2026 21:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I haven’t found a dud yet, so you could probably start anywhere, but I especially liked Josh Garrett-Davis, Sarah Keyes (also Sarah Deutsch and Sara Humphreys—all the Sara(h)s!), Sherry Smith, Cameron Blevins, and Anne Hyde. (Hyde would be great on Reunions, too!) And of course Steve Peck!

07.02.2026 17:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m doing an American West comps list, and your podcast has been absolutely invaluable! It helps so much to connect arguments with a human voice as well as the words on the page. Thank you for all of your work!!

07.02.2026 01:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

As long as she’s not canning fruit, it’s probably ok 😂

07.02.2026 00:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Loved this episode!

03.02.2026 02:23 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(NB: he was the one who called three times in a row on a Sunday morning in August to ask about Milton!)

02.02.2026 00:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I recently had a long argument with my physics professor dad about the “ninefold harmony” in Milton’s Ode on the Morning of Christ’s Nativity and whether there could be something “true” about the musica universalis even if Kepler’s math didn’t work. As one does.

02.02.2026 00:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I feel so seen. When I was in hs, a friend said, “do you want to go to Prom?” I said, “I guess that would be fun, but I don’t think anyone will ask me.”

27.01.2026 15:22 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stealing! (with citations, of course!)

13.01.2026 15:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Levi is correct. It is the funniest thing!

10.01.2026 16:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s probably a medical condition called spasmodic dysphonia. We should just make fun of his arguments instead.

08.12.2025 15:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do you say, “who is dead” after each name?

08.11.2025 22:40 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yeah. My youngest child, who was 16 the first time Trump was elected, has no way to understand why I think politics shouldn’t and doesn’t have to be like this.

03.11.2025 13:42 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah, yes, the yearly autumnal Storrowing!

30.09.2025 19:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It never ceases to amaze me how many academics are secretly longing to be copyeditors!

26.09.2025 14:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Back atcha!

21.09.2025 02:55 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

She’s magnificent.

14.09.2025 21:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Political violence disproportionately hurts people with less power, not people with more power. Political violence will disproportionately hurt people of color and women and LGBTQ people. It’s not fair, but that’s the way it works. Celebrating political violence means at best indifference to that.

10.09.2025 19:09 👍 7897 🔁 1986 💬 144 📌 125

Brooks *really* needs to read some Bordieu.

06.09.2025 15:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0