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@prodigiouspurpl

Large Hydra Lady, probably loves you and hopes you're eating well! πŸ”žPotentially NSFWπŸ”ž She/They, 30+, πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Married to @ruthredmane.bsky.social Poly, Size/Disability Visibility, πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ, ACAB #hydracookery for cooking posts! #hydratums for RL bbw content

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This house is really nice, it feels like we snuck in and we're squatting.

09.03.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How often do you do water cycles?

08.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhh!!! We were thinking about using some of our decorative jars for 'growing' marimos, since our new apartment has so much natural light. We think they're so neat

08.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If we inhale you do you control us to cut down trees and eat them??

08.03.2026 23:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We just wanted to say hi and ask where you got that top, don't gotta be rude

08.03.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What if we made tamales with boudain filling??? Maybe roasted chopped chilies mixed into the boudain???

08.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lengua tacos... 🀀

08.03.2026 23:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hmmmh... Sushi.

08.03.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Zori... Hungry.

08.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Love the little parsley garnish. Greens, for healthy.

08.03.2026 14:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*kicking down the door of the MuskMeet at the convention*

It's Baff Time πŸ›€πŸ›€πŸ›€πŸ§ΌπŸ§ΌπŸ§Ό

07.03.2026 01:12 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Odd vibes, but we think one of the biggest "road not traveled" regrets we have is not losing more weight before HRT - we had dropped almost 50lbs when we started, but it was the fear of Covid that spurred us on, not being happy with our weight yet.

Just wondering if we'd be better shaped, y'know?

06.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#grindart

06.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 1221 πŸ” 261 πŸ’¬ 38 πŸ“Œ 1

We just saw the preview and not the image, we fully expected a picture of Ry's butt before the image loaded

06.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Blissful sigh, wife... πŸ’œ

06.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

oh fuck Slay the Spire 2 is out??

05.03.2026 20:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh so biteable...

05.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We think we need to incorporate more butch lesbain fashion'ing into our vibes...

Where'd our carpenter jeans go? What do you mean we got rid of them???

05.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You are, and it's been a minute since we've seen so you must be EVEN CUTER

03.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Saving this to help share our craving to represent Hydra scaley crystal stripes properly

03.03.2026 18:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To whomever created this or commissioned it, thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

03.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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We have absolutely no idea who made this, who's the original designer or who's OC/sona this is, a crediting artist, nothing.

But we adore this funky little guy and his unapologetic schmooving. It's one of our favorite GIFs to just send to friends and it makes our day brighter every time we see it.

03.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

God same? Like... We wish we could share and gift our creativity better with our friends and loved ones. It's not like we can ship soup to people.

03.03.2026 04:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come up to VA, we've got a nice bed and the comfiest, gurgliest pillow for you to rest your head against <3

03.03.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh fuck... We're so sorry to hear that, Dezzi. That's such a kick in the gut

02.03.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dreamy sighs...

02.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

... Don't threaten us with a good time πŸ’œπŸ’¦

27.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ma, we might be ignoring your texts because you said that the fucking ICE compounds/concentration camps "are a necessary evil". Get the fuck out of here.

27.02.2026 13:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Slurping and smacking in public like that are some of the most heinous noises a person can make. Arrest them, kill them, three thousand years dungeon.

27.02.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait what?? Are they seagulls??

27.02.2026 04:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0