@bartlebooth
data processor. recovering mathematician. lazy anarchist. tech mercenary. parent. immigrant. child of the corn. unpronounceable. toronto rodent. seeking puzzlement. Cuidado con mi corillo que somos un montón. nie mój cyrk, nie moje małpy
I learned an important fact from my kid at bedtime and now I will pass it on to you:
Nearly all mammals of all sizes take about 12 seconds to poop
The research is fascinating and involves "a 'rheometer,' a precision blender that can measure the properties of liquid-like and solid-like materials"
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
Made it to Friday but at what cost
Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72
“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit
Florida is really ramping up their takeover of NASA
what the hell just happened to me
DnD is very fun because what do you mean a group of friends get to emotionally torture each other’s made up problems while also infiltrating a dragon cult and learning the secrets of the time god?
Trump, suffering from dementia, is confused about where his father was born. It was in the Bronx, not in Germany. Trump's grandfather was an immigrant who came here after getting kicked out of Germany for evading the draft.
I gotta hand it to Altman here, deciding to sign up to be the new face of the regime’s AI efforts right as they start an unpopular and out of control war with Iran was a real masterstroke in PR
bonus points for letting a major competitor position themselves as The Ethical AI Company
I don't know how I didn't know that the last Romanov died not far from where I live in a small apartment on Gerrard Street East.
www.tvo.org/article/exil...
Moon over skyline
“Big moon” - toddler who has loved big moons for a year now
The next three Trump candidates for taking control of Iran:
It is so interesting how he creates the most famous hyperrational character as he himself succumbs into the most crazy beliefs in public.
I've been reading a biography of Arthur Conan-Doyle, and one thing I didn't realize is just how dedicated he was to fairies being real. It wasn't just an article or a hedging statement--he wrote a whole book about it.
A shirtless man wearing green hip waders and a giant hat of a fake dead animal with Xs for eyes. The man is flexing like a string man
It had to be done! Thank you for the reference!
Today should be your 38th birthday.. When you lose your son you lose more than a child you lose a piece of your heart and your joy. Life is forever altered, and nothing can ever fill that space. Yet in my soul, he remains, my precious boy, forever loved. His laughter, his smile, and his love are woven into who I am. My love for him will never fade. Yor are my pride and my joy - you've made a change that cannot be broken..
Alex's mom on his 38th birthday.
Also top 5 for me.
you can be against the Iranian regime, the US regime, the Israel regime, and the Cuban regime, all at once. you can be against the whole fucking thing.
For Mark Carney, the leader of a democratic country, to back a war his counterpart Trump started without the approval of the United States government, should raise serious questions for Canadians about the value our own Prime Minister places on our democratic process.
Anthropic responds to Hegseth. www.anthropic.com/news/stateme...
It's so funny watching our socialist GOAT continuously dogwalk the president.
One hundred accounts are behind the majority of conspiracy theory content in Canada. "In 2025, Canada’s National Observer reported that Meta accepted $300K from The Epoch Times in ads targeting Canadians under a series of false names..." #cdnpoli
www.nationalobserver.com/2026/02/25/n...
FUCK ICE chants on #AEWDynamite
Cada ciertos meses un visitante a Barcelona que me conoce me envía una foto de la peluquería Javier Moreno en el Eixample.
Haha, Elon Musk's AI company started 3 months after this comic was published www.smbc-comics.com/comic/artifi...
