you know, in bible times you couldn’t even charge your phone. nowhere to plug it in
16.11.2023 05:53
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you know, in bible times you couldn’t even charge your phone. nowhere to plug it in
if your post does not directly contribute to the reduction and eventual elimination of the federal deficit, you should not post it. i personally ensure that every single one of my posts upholds this standard, a standard i encourage you all to adopt as well
Peeper the duck peeping at a blueberry on the bottom of her pool
My hand holding a perfect blueberry skin with the middle eaten away
Peeper is obsessed with blueberries but hates the skin, and she's really good at somehow eating just the inside while spitting out the rest in a single piece
HER: Did you eat my Milk Duds?
ME: *silently chews for 7 minutes, finally swallows* first of all, i don't appreciate your accusations
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Poorly designed image of a candy bar split open on an orange background with book covers for Red Darkling and Bonkpocalypse on the cut edges. Text above says: "PARENTS Check your kids' Halloween candy this Halloween! Some sick bastards are hiding their published works inside candy bars to get kids hooked on humorous scifi novels. If you find Red Darkling or Bonkpocalypse in your kids' Snickers or Twix, don't let those spoiled brats have all the fun. Remove the books carefully and read them yourself while scarfing that sweet, sweet HFCS." Text under the image says: "this message brought to you by the No Bandwagon Left Behind ad council."
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Hi all,
chapter 5 of my spoopy witch vella is out :)
www.amazon.com/kindle-vella...
I’ve been thinking about how tiny changes of phrasing can elicit different responses to the same message.
Today I got annoyed at someone who said to me “all I ask is that you…”
I wouldn’t have gotten annoyed if they said “I’d appreciate if you…”
The circus to stabby pipeline. Classic.
Digital illustration of a horseback rider wielding a spear of lightning on a cliff with a spiked skull.
Hi.
I run a speculative fiction writers' group on Discord. We've just crossed 200 members!
Feel free to hit me up if you write spec fic (sci-fi, fantasy, horror) and would like a community of friendly fellow spec fic writers!
Ok, that's it, love you, bye. 👋🏾
it’s crazy that it’s the year 2023. i remember back when it was 1996 and 2003 and some other years like that. 2014 too, that was another one
A screenshot from World of Warcraft showing a notification of unread mail from Mizzen the Menace.
I don't want it!
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If I'm anything, I'm self aware.
checking in on twitter lately is just the 'damn bitch you live like this' meme
Three Godzilla suit actors doing their signiture walks on a street, Tsutomu Kitagawa (1999-2004), Haruo Nakajima (1954-1972) and Kenpachiro Satsuma (1984-1995)
Three 👑s
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hey everyone!! I just realised that I'm 15 followers away from 1K followers on twitch!! if we could get to 1k by the end of the year, that'd be awesome!
(also my affiliate anniversary is coming up very soon, hoping to have something planned for it soon!)
One thing I’ve learned about myself this year is I can do great things if I just get out of my own way/head about it.
My superpower is that if I look at a picture of a bone for longer than 5 seconds that bone will start to hurt.
NYC traffic
Someone wrote on the sidewalk “If the Beatles were any good then why weren’t they on any Tony Hawk soundtracks?”
When you stumble upon ancient scriptures
Lupin III saying "There you are, you Otaku son of a bitch!"
When you spot someone on here you recognize from anitwitter
"Man Bsky is kinda lame today wtf" - Guy who is actually on Xtwit. T'was me. I'm himeth.
on puter
Interesting proposition.
Listen here buddy. I’m not interrupting because I’m rude. I’m interrupting because I already know what I’m going to say and if I don’t say it now I’ll forget by the time you finish.
You'd think corporations would embrace working from home or at least hybrid considering the money saved and the productivity it's been proven to have.
Nope. Better appease our real estate overlords. 🙃
I love it! Very nice.
You had to spring into action. So it tracks.
i think it's about time we got some new shapes. i like triangles and rectangles as much as anybody, but how about a shape with, like, seven or eight sides? that'd be fun