Bolt ⚡️🦌

But how will Bill Gates afford his 17th fancy special release exclusive Ferrari?

If they make an AI toilet paper that uses AI to make every shit a one-wiper. Then I’ll be interested

Dude needs help this is wild

Back to the slide rule I go

My mfw when high-quality handmade clothing is expensive

Epstein files so bad he had to start a war

You know what’s incredible news actually is that there’s substantial evidence that an enormous number of very powerful people in the U.S. have been participating in a satanic pedophile ring yet no arrests have been made. You should report on that

Don’t tell me to give up my personal data “to protect the children” until every single person in those damn Epstein files is in jail

We live in the toilet timeline

Cybertruck (derogatory)

@orathelabracc.bsky.social

Honestly wouldn’t be surprised

Why is it so difficult for people to leave FB, and Amazon, etc?

If Amazon changed their logo into a swastika people would still be “but they got free shipping”

Oh man that’s real nice 😳

“Experiment” and “Your data” never belong in the same sentence. Wtf?????

Furries? On my flight? It’s more likely than you think.

Grandpa when he was a kid: “In 2026 we’ll have flying cars!”

2026: massive corpo using dogs to trick people into being ok with a dystopian surveillance hellscape

I hate it here

View over the state of Michigan at dusk as captured from a Delta Airlines A321. Streetlights are visible in Kalamazoo, and Grand Rapids in the distance.

Pretty descent into DTW

You boutta unlock that 4 frames per second vision 💀

When you really think about it, it’s pretty nuts that for a few hundred bucks, you can pay to sit in a metal tube that transports you to the other side of the country in a few hours, and people complain that the snacks aren’t tasty enough. 1800s mfs would have KILLED for this

Omg maki?????

If you unironically refer to Twitter as “X” I will instantly lose 100% of my respect for you

🚨 BASED 🚨 ALERT ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

So pretty!

As a New Yorker, Hochul has been a pleasant surprise. The whole delaying congestion pricing thing put a sour taste in my mouth initially but she’s risen to the occasion on taking on Trump and now working with Mamdani. She’s not perfect but I’d vote for her

I often think about how much better life would be if I didn’t have to sleep

Californians sure do not drive like their gas is $5 a gallon

I mean I have a “real job” and none of my coworkers want it either

Ok not to glaze a corporation but JetBlue really is the gold standard of domestic air travel. Nice planes, friendly crews, good prices, solid entertainment, and most impressively, fast and free WiFi that actually works — skeeting this from 36,000 feet