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I take photos IRL, on here I make crap jokes. That's it.

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It doesn't help that Gamble doesn't have Resting Bitch Face so much as he has Resting Someone Looking Through His Browser History Face.

07.03.2026 23:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting a career podcaster as a host is a guaranteed way to get me to not watch something.

07.03.2026 23:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

[Mitchell & Webb sketch intensifies]

07.03.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

American president giving people shit about joining a war late, is it?

07.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How long should it take to confirm whether the US bombed and killed over 170 people, mainly girls in an Iranian school? It can’t be that difficult. And why isn’t this leading every news outlet in the country? It’s utterly shameful.

07.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 290 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 2

Oooh, my dad was complaining about potholes earlier. Their generation just love to hate a pothole don't they. Wrote a sternly worded email to the local council apparently.

07.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
"Labour is dominated by Ed Milibands politics of pacifism"

Apparently.

"Labour is dominated by Ed Milibands politics of pacifism" Apparently.

"Here we are now, all the lads desperate to jump two-footed in to any and all unforced Middle Eastern clusterfucks at a moment's notice and raging mad at anyone who isnt."

07.03.2026 21:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

wishing certain individuals a very cardiac arrest

07.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

What following political news in the UK feels like;

07.03.2026 21:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Something something the danger of countries run by extremist religious fundamentalists.

07.03.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Tony Blair rebukes Keir Starmer for not backing Trump on Iran - saying when US needs help
'you better show up'

Tony Blair rebukes Keir Starmer for not backing Trump on Iran - saying when US needs help 'you better show up'

Trump and Hegseth should be sent to the electric chair for what they’ve done here. Naturally, Tony thinks we should be helping them.

07.03.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 156 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 15

Don't worry lads, according to the tabloids it's all four star deluxe accommodation!

07.03.2026 19:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a white hat and a striped shirt is standing in a restaurant . Alt: a man wearing a white hat and a striped shirt is standing in a restaurant .

Scotland won the rugby? Again?

07.03.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Make them stay in an asylum hotel when they get here until they've fulfilled their tax obligations.

07.03.2026 19:08 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We don’t talk enough about how morally depraved the tech industry turned out to be. Every single ounce of their self-regarding statements of values was an outright lie.

07.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 5853 πŸ” 1238 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 98

Drop something GREEN

07.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 10084 πŸ” 2880 πŸ’¬ 175 πŸ“Œ 344

Love this picture because it looks like a 1978 TV show about a cricketer that teams up with a copper who doesn't play by the rules and together this unlikely duo thwart crimes.

07.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If they're proper experts they would've begun questioning it long before now.

07.03.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Yeah, it's bad taste. No, I'm not bothered.

07.03.2026 17:26 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Where can I get this stuff it sounds amazing? Hook me up.

07.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Over 1000 civilians dead, and we're letting Trump use UK bases to further his war.

Britain should stand firm against Trump's illegal warmongering, and stop these bombers landing on UK soil.

07.03.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 1455 πŸ” 473 πŸ’¬ 63 πŸ“Œ 24

Nature is healing

07.03.2026 09:38 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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US to reinsure maritime losses in Gulf up to about $20 billion The U.S. will provide reinsurance β€Œfor losses up to $20 billion in the Gulf region, to help provide confidence for oil and gas shippers during the war on Iran, the U.S. International Development Finan...

How?

www.reuters.com/world/us-rei...

07.03.2026 07:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 09:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry, sorry, I got muddled up with another post. Not enough coffee yet this morning .

But yeah, how anyone can think he's doing well in the face of all the evidence to the contrary is... a bold interpretation.

07.03.2026 09:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some of u can't be trusted with fiction I swear to fucking god

07.03.2026 08:29 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah the decomposing hand and neck and the constant zoning out and rambling off topic in press meetings really scream a guy in fine fettle

07.03.2026 08:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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There's an inflation wave coming. How worried should we be? Economic consequences are an intrinsic aspect of the Iran conflict, writes BBC economics editor Faisal Islam.

"Austerity politics" and skyrocketing bills forever and ever and ever.

All because two vile old men have racist war boners.

BBC News - There's an inflation wave coming. How worried should we be? - BBC News
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

07.03.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We were predicting AI generated images in the 1960s.

07.03.2026 08:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0