Carrion Sam

A bumper sticker on the back of a black Toyota Rav 4 that reads "my other pee pee is a poo poo"

Here's a bumper sticker I saw...

#peepee #poopoo

... better have that checked

We create the terms of our own comfort

Words of wisdom

Woo!

I'll start raiding the neighborhood for firewood. And a stove.

i just took a deep breath and got charged 20 bucks

do folks from outside north america ever just stop and go like "what the fuck is a wolverine?"

These things? Are they even legal?

I'm unable to tell as of now

Before I ask them, are you open to the idea of a soft comfy chair?

This is a tall order, let me see if the ethics committee is okay with that

All I want is to burn a dozen logs of maple wood in the fireplace while looking at the darkness outside

I think most our data is not significant and should be deleted. We used to forget things happened, now some server in a remote part of Wyoming remembers that I bought a pack of gum on January 7

If you get halfway through the Old Testament and still have faith, you're probably a true believer, but certainly have a bizarre moral code.

sorry no I can not turn my camera on for this zoom meeting because I am the reincarnation of narcissus and if i see my own visage I will become consumed with it and stare obsessively at my own face until I die

this is unironically the same problem as environmental collapse, at its core

commercial just said to me "this isnt just another paddle, this is a ~revolution~ in pickle ball ~technology~"

Reproductive justice is about more than birth control and abortion rights. For white women, it has always been about the freedom FROM having children. For Black and Indigenous women, a major part of the historical and ongoing struggle is the freedom TO have children, and to raise them.

me: if i had kids, i’d be such a helicopter mom

you: you DO have kids

me: WHAT

I have no business being so enlightened and wonderful

Tim's dead since Burker Ging bought it

windows 13 will not be an operating system it will be a curse that must be lifted

... so like any other version to date?

Let's discuss it over a Labbatt 50 and a poutine

sti d'crisse, hein?

I'm sorry but I don't think we can logically argue with people who think bombing Iran will bring back Jesus

And I don't know what to do about it from this 3½ flat in Montreal, Qc

What a wonderful day to be literate

It was my main worry

Also I wanna mutter "tits with teeth" but vipers have fangs and it's unfair