It's actually funnier the worse the makeup is. Dan Akroyd didn't even bother to shave his moustache to play Jimmy Carter
It's actually funnier the worse the makeup is. Dan Akroyd didn't even bother to shave his moustache to play Jimmy Carter
Hegseth needs to stand trial after this as a war criminal. Between this attack and the girls' school, there's no ambiguity. He is responsible for mass murder and must be held accountable.
With a CBA deal still pending, Lexington and Louisville begin the season with a minute-long moment of stillness.
Our first XI of 2026 π
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I grow angrier at the white crest every time I see it
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.
good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs
The new Gorillaz album is so good. My favorite from them since at least The Now Now. Also, this may be my favorite music video ever youtu.be/ucRulNQsuYQ?...
I feel like it should be a bigger deal that a Senator broke a veterans arm on camera last night right?
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
For all the but how can we afford space exploration folksβ¦this means weβve already spent more on this war that started last week than Cassini cost in the 26 years it took to build, launch, and operate it.
Is a Senator who interferes with Capitol Police to break the bones of a Marine Corps veteran who's staging a protest subject to arrest for battery, or does that somehow fall under the Senator's constitutional privilege?
Ah, yes, the invaluable wisdom of the markets.
Has anyone blamed it on woke yet?
"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
This story, from @natezuke.bsky.social, is absolutely wild. A trans woman who never changed her gender marker was issued a letter invalidating her license. At the DMV they cut up her license, which had an "M" marker.
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PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself. PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way! PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside. VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud! PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling. MATTIE: Get bent, asshole! PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort. PUNDIT: Can you believe that language? PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil. PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades
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This ai slop is all so pointless. It takes literally 2 seconds to find high res images of actual Rubio 2016 pins
Every time I see that Claude commercial with MF Doom playing in the background I want to burn down a data center
"No stupid rules of engagement" is how you shoot down three of your own F-15s in one day. Just a shocking display of martial ineptitude.
Before today, no F-15 had been shot down in more than 35 years β since January 19, 1991, during the Persian Gulf War.
Before today, the U.S. had never had more than one aircraft shot down by friendly fire in a single day, let alone three.
Parlay Of Chicago Fire Winning And Over 2 American Deaths In The War In Iran Hits For Man On MLS Official Betting App
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Get those Backheeled subscriptions fired up, because USL preview week is coming.
The Championship mega-preview drops on Monday, and then League One arrives Tuesday. Between them, you're getting 45,000+ words covering every single team in the USL.
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Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
So the womenβs hockey team got fresh pasta at a swanky restaurant in Milan with Stanley Tucci and the menβs team got cold McDonalds in a room blaring Toby Keith where the President didnβt even eat with them. Yβall idk if youβve noticed but the patriarchy sucks FOR YOU.
What's better than a kit ranking post? How about a kit ranking post done by two people who don't always agree?
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A circular patch with a silver disco ball and silver writing that says βMade in Looavulβ
Absolutely in love with everything about the @racingloufc.com disco kits, but *especially* this detail.
So relieved this is actually good after the first couple 3rd kits leaked
Man these Utah jerseys are giving 50-year old man who just started wearing Affliction jeans too much self-tanner
ββThe persecution is the point,β said Rep. Abi Boatman, a Wichita Democrat and the only transgender member of the Legislature, who received the [Kansas Dept of Revenue] notice on Wednesday.β To underscore that: a Kansas state legislator is among those whose driverβs license will be voided. (π link:)