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Zach Allen-Kelly

@zachwallen

I'm an engineer, sometimes I make comics, sometimes I talk soccer on Vamos Morados, mostly I do nothing

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It's actually funnier the worse the makeup is. Dan Akroyd didn't even bother to shave his moustache to play Jimmy Carter

07.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hegseth needs to stand trial after this as a war criminal. Between this attack and the girls' school, there's no ambiguity. He is responsible for mass murder and must be held accountable.

07.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 3256 πŸ” 985 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 35
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With a CBA deal still pending, Lexington and Louisville begin the season with a minute-long moment of stillness.

07.03.2026 00:41 πŸ‘ 253 πŸ” 69 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 39
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Our first XI of 2026 πŸ‘Š

More on tonight’s season opener lineup in Lexington ➑️ tinyurl.com/2bkt8yfv

#LEXvLOU | Ford

06.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

I grow angrier at the white crest every time I see it

06.03.2026 22:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

06.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 13690 πŸ” 1929 πŸ’¬ 690 πŸ“Œ 232
Gorillaz - The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God
Gorillaz - The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God YouTube video by Gorillaz

The new Gorillaz album is so good. My favorite from them since at least The Now Now. Also, this may be my favorite music video ever youtu.be/ucRulNQsuYQ?...

05.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like it should be a bigger deal that a Senator broke a veterans arm on camera last night right?

05.03.2026 16:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 17225 πŸ” 5717 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 101

For all the but how can we afford space exploration folks…this means we’ve already spent more on this war that started last week than Cassini cost in the 26 years it took to build, launch, and operate it.

04.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 1479 πŸ” 546 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 7

Is a Senator who interferes with Capitol Police to break the bones of a Marine Corps veteran who's staging a protest subject to arrest for battery, or does that somehow fall under the Senator's constitutional privilege?

04.03.2026 22:52 πŸ‘ 3615 πŸ” 970 πŸ’¬ 113 πŸ“Œ 41
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Ah, yes, the invaluable wisdom of the markets.

04.03.2026 12:00 πŸ‘ 3628 πŸ” 506 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 81

Has anyone blamed it on woke yet?

04.03.2026 04:05 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard

04.03.2026 00:38 πŸ‘ 7437 πŸ” 1507 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 71
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She’d Never Changed Her Gender Marker. Kansas Invalidated Her License Anyway. β€” Assigned A trans Kansas resident recently changed her name but not her gender marker on her license, fearing what Kansas may do if she did. The Kansas DMV still flagged her ID.

This story, from @natezuke.bsky.social, is absolutely wild. A trans woman who never changed her gender marker was issued a letter invalidating her license. At the DMV they cut up her license, which had an "M" marker.

www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

03.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 3587 πŸ” 1639 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 267
PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself.
PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? 
PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way!

PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside.
VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud!

PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling.
MATTIE: Get bent, asshole!

PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort.
PUNDIT: Can you believe that language?
PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil.
PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself. PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way! PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside. VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud! PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling. MATTIE: Get bent, asshole! PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort. PUNDIT: Can you believe that language? PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil. PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

so uncivil | patreon.com/lubchansky

02.03.2026 14:53 πŸ‘ 2389 πŸ” 555 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4
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This ai slop is all so pointless. It takes literally 2 seconds to find high res images of actual Rubio 2016 pins

02.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I see that Claude commercial with MF Doom playing in the background I want to burn down a data center

02.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"No stupid rules of engagement" is how you shoot down three of your own F-15s in one day. Just a shocking display of martial ineptitude.

02.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 5377 πŸ” 1398 πŸ’¬ 125 πŸ“Œ 62

Before today, no F-15 had been shot down in more than 35 years β€” since January 19, 1991, during the Persian Gulf War.

Before today, the U.S. had never had more than one aircraft shot down by friendly fire in a single day, let alone three.

02.03.2026 16:42 πŸ‘ 1998 πŸ” 612 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 48
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Parlay Of Chicago Fire Winning And Over 2 American Deaths In The War In Iran Hits For Man On MLS Official Betting App β€” The Nutmeg News CHICAGO - A bet placed on the Major League Soccer official betting app reportedly turned into a financial windfall for Stephen Williams as the parlay he constructed of the Chicago Fire winning their g...

Parlay Of Chicago Fire Winning And Over 2 American Deaths In The War In Iran Hits For Man On MLS Official Betting App

www.thenutmegnews.com/current/2026...

01.03.2026 17:05 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Backheeled - Telling American Soccer Stories Here at Backheeled, we take American soccer coverage one step further with stories on the U.S. national teams, domestic leagues, and more.

Get those Backheeled subscriptions fired up, because USL preview week is coming.

The Championship mega-preview drops on Monday, and then League One arrives Tuesday. Between them, you're getting 45,000+ words covering every single team in the USL.

www.backheeled.com#/portal/signup

28.02.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads:

The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same...

- Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

28.02.2026 17:18 πŸ‘ 18798 πŸ” 8033 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 116

So the women’s hockey team got fresh pasta at a swanky restaurant in Milan with Stanley Tucci and the men’s team got cold McDonalds in a room blaring Toby Keith where the President didn’t even eat with them. Y’all idk if you’ve noticed but the patriarchy sucks FOR YOU.

27.02.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 1226 πŸ” 287 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 5
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Ranking the 2026 NWSL Kits β€” Fleur-de-lis FC It’s time again for my (or our, since Elizabeth has equal voting rights, except when I overrule her) annual kit ranking! I love kit release day, and this is one of my favorite pieces to write every y...

What's better than a kit ranking post? How about a kit ranking post done by two people who don't always agree?

fleur-de-lis-fc.com/nwsl-kit-ran...

27.02.2026 14:48 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A circular patch with a silver disco ball and silver writing that says β€œMade in Looavul”

A circular patch with a silver disco ball and silver writing that says β€œMade in Looavul”

Absolutely in love with everything about the @racingloufc.com disco kits, but *especially* this detail.

26.02.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So relieved this is actually good after the first couple 3rd kits leaked

26.02.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man these Utah jerseys are giving 50-year old man who just started wearing Affliction jeans too much self-tanner

26.02.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Kansas informs trans residents their driver’s licenses become invalid on Thursday Some transgender Kansans said they had received the letters from the Department of Revenue. Others hadn’t by Wednesday evening.

β€œβ€˜The persecution is the point,’ said Rep. Abi Boatman, a Wichita Democrat and the only transgender member of the Legislature, who received the [Kansas Dept of Revenue] notice on Wednesday.” To underscore that: a Kansas state legislator is among those whose driver’s license will be voided. (🎁 link:)

26.02.2026 12:09 πŸ‘ 3128 πŸ” 1487 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 156