Danielle Anne Baum

you mean better. BETTER. with even more details!

i'm pretty sure the world will remember you forever, as the joker. because Kevin will forever be remembered as Batman. the best ever.

fuck fuck fuck! my brain just slipped into asshole mode. and it's gone down a horrid path

...so...is the fairy free library for fairies or free of fairies?

i have no diet coke. therefore i will send all the snow across the world! bwhahahah! the world will freeze for my lack of the nectar of the gods. bwhahahhahahahahaha

y, but it needs to have some bangs for you and to come down to your ears

See you on Monday! Please share with those you know who may be interested. It’s free and I’ll be sharing specific lesson plans and resources for all.

* sends Gracie cat to give you at least 5 tongue cleanings to lift thy mood * :P

I hear its the latest ploy by the squirrels to take over the world.

@ryannorth.ca so i'm just catching up on your last newsletter and I have to ask....can I visit your puppeh? I wanna take him to the park and snuggle!

save me! Gracie cat has decided I need a through tongue cleaning for the 12th time today!

gah! Gracie cat stole my bus money to buy more nip! she has like 12 stashes of it in the bed. WTH cat!? I just needed to escape for a couple hours! ughhhhhh I just needed that $20 for bus! busses!

The BIG DUMB WAR CYCLE HAWKS ITCH FOR BATTLE IT WILL BE A SPLENDID LITTLE WAR! 9/11 FALSELY INVOKED I'M SURE THEY HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THE HIJACKERS. BOOSTERS OF PREVIOUS WAR ALL OVER TV BOMBS AWAY! MILLIONS PROTEST AROUND THE WORLD AND ARE IGNORED THIS WAR IS BUNK TOO PATRIOTISM OF OPPOSITION QUESTIONED SUPPORT OUR TROOPS YOU TRAITOR WAR A BLOODY DISASTER WITHOUT END WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN? CONVENTIONAL WISDOM FORMS THAT WAR WAS A MISTAKE, BUT NO ONE HELD ACCOUNTABLE HOW'D WE GET INTO THAT MESS? BEATS ME!

This week's comic: The Big Dumb War Cycle

* sends my cats noxious gases to your cats *

kermit the frog and mr. fozzie bear are driving a car with the words movin ' right along ALT: kermit the frog and mr. fozzie bear are driving a car with the words movin ' right along

ohhh I never actually looked what came out the year I was born. it would be

the...what the ass? where are you living?? i thought you'll were in a better place!

If you’re at #eccc please don’t forget to come to the Basement! A lot of people seem to think there’s only Funko pops and long box comics and blind boxes, but they moved a bunch of indie artists down here too! Don’t miss out!!

Grammarly is using our identities without permission Grammarly’s AI stole my boss’s identity.

Grammarly is using our identities without permission

i need someone to kidnap me tomorrow. I'm being smothered by a chaos cat who insists I should just sleep the days away

* steals the pizza *

Jimmy meets Carnage! Original art for the cover of the DC/Marvel crossover. If you are a verrrrrrry motivated collector, it’s available now, at #ECCC table K-01.

no . purgatory is peaceful. we've been taken over by chaos demons trying to prepare the way for their masters

platform decay! mostly cause I wanna know. are they paper arcs or earcs??

I think you were rainbowed! i'm so used to seeing you in cartoon form I forget that it might not match you in real life!

who do I know in Ohio?....do I know anyone in Ohio???

I don't know....I heard Narnia was experimenting with some weird shit. like Turkish delight!

totes mcgoats understand! Melissa would be...odd

ok is that honestly America or is that some nut job in nutty somewhere???

a man wearing headphones and a boston shirt ALT: a man wearing headphones and a boston shirt

sorry I just...no.

it does. do you follow the tittok channels hells belles by jaysea Lynn? in her version all big religions exist (no cults) and the universe is in charge. it's a fun thought provking series!