Jeff Doing

It’s America’s pastime

Bet it smelled like steamed broccoli in there right after

“Have some water as a treat” feels very 50 Years From Now

where have all the posters gone 🎶

As long as we can have better advocates than Diddy

Literal stretch goals

(please clap)

One of those words that tells you a lot about someone based on how/when they use it

The poll question I want to see is "if Congress investigated all the admin's crimes, would you trust the results?"

The Canadian way

Randomize the list order and you're into true maniac territory

Journalist challenge: Use “Machine Learning” when you mean machine learning and “LLM” when you mean LLM. Ditch “AI” as a catch-all term, it’s not useful for readers and it helps companies trying to confuse the public by obscuring the roles played by different technologies. 🧪

I always figured the ultimate right-wing endpoint was “it’s all my fault, actually”

Takes a lot of ego to run for office

I was just thinking about that whole thing earlier today. Watching it all unfold broke my brain.

it's enormously telling that Karen Attiah, Mehdi Hassan, Joy Reid are not currently employed in mainstream media, but Olivia Nuzzi is treated like an irreplaceable asset by multiple outlets.

Needs a bullet editorial

Big "Over It" energy.

"The doctors said they'd never seen a mass that big, one of the biggest brain masses on record or something like that"

I feel like the cavalcade of mini-strokes he's had this year might scramble things up a bit, but so far he's been pretty true to form.

i dunno, those ribbons look like the real deal

a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera . ALT: a man with a beard and mustache is smiling and looking at the camera .

watching the NYT reactions right now

We're all just living in Memento at this point

Read the letter:

A man holding up a weathered, gold-edged picture frame. Inside the frame, there is an image of a silhouetted treeline beneath a vibrant red and green aurora in the night sky.

My feed right now

When the Death Blizzards hit in a couple months I'm gonna think about tonight. FULL OF RUE.

"Bringing cats whence there should nought be cattes" is going on my tombstone

Not even getting a cool hat out of it

"It was beautiful, and also heralded the End Days..."

second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard