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Ian Plenderleith

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Football writer and retired rogue referee. Latest book: 'The Last Amateur', published by halcyonpublishing.co.uk.

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26.02.2026 21:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you so much!

30.01.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This one was my favourite together with Cinder Park Refugees. But the whole book was great. I tried to read it one story per day so I could enjoy it over the whole week.

30.01.2026 09:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump stoppen: Einreiseverbot fΓΌr ICE-Agenten in die EU! Die Entsendung von ICE-Agenten zu den Olympischen Spielen ist kein Sicherheitsbeitrag, sondern eine gezielte Machtdemonstration und EinschΓΌchterungstaktik. Die Spiele stehen fΓΌr Frieden und VΓΆlkervers...

Einreiseverbot fΓΌr ICE-Beamte! Wir kΓΆnnen und mΓΌssen verhindern, dass dieser Faschismus auf unseren Kontinent exportiert wird. Jetzt WeAct-Petition unterzeichnen. weact.campact.de/petitions/tr...

30.01.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

DAZN-Abo stornieren - es ist eine echte Befreiung. Sky auch dazu. (Und dann €80 monatlich sparen.)

21.01.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Alle in den letzen Jahren von der Eintracht hofierten Fans in Amerika wissen es schon: SG steht natΓΌrlich fΓΌr Soccer Guys.

14.01.2026 07:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Bloody hell, you could have had half a pint of mild for that.

20.12.2025 14:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Managing Kids: It’s all about player power these days - Soccer America An excerpt from the β€œManaging Kids,” a short story in Ian Plenderleithβ€˜s latest book of soccer fiction: "The Last Amateur and Other Stories Paperback."

"This is what player power means: having the money to moan about every tiny thing."

Read an excerpt from @plenderleithian.bsky.social's latest book of short soccer fiction, "The Last Amateur and Other Stories" paperback.

@mikewoitalla.bsky.social
www.socceramerica.com/managing-kid...

16.12.2025 15:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shrooms effect yet none.

07.12.2025 21:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

When clouds look like a clenched fist...

20.11.2025 05:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for 'andysplaining'. Pal.

18.11.2025 14:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was banking on Gryffindor, but it’s tending towards Slytherin.

18.11.2025 12:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is he going to get Trump to rescind his red card? β€žCristiano never touched the guy, fake foul!β€œ

18.11.2025 12:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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A novella completes my new collection β€˜The Last Amateur’. A multi-billionaire decides to take the small-town club of his youth to the heights of glory, re-building the stadium where he was a free-scoring teen. Buy at @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social or @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social

14.11.2025 11:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Britain’s Media Has Let Nigel Farage Reshape Political Journalism’. Another spot-on analysis in @bylinetimes.bsky.social - this time from @jamesbloodworth.bsky.social

14.11.2025 10:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely the last time I watch QPR reserves away.

14.11.2025 10:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Almost a decade on and it only takes one attempt to post a small parcel to the UK from Germany to trigger me into shouting at innocent passers-by, "Fuck fucking Brexit and all the fucking fuck-wits that voted for it!" €17 worth of frustration.

14.11.2025 10:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I hope the game stopped for a minute's silence at every corner-kick.

01.11.2025 16:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In the penultimate tale of The Last Amateur, 'health product company' VitaHerb's newest recruit is charged with telling the fourth-tier club he's followed all his life that the company will no longer be its sponsor. Buy from: @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social, @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social

31.10.2025 11:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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31.10.2025 06:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No better name in football history than Crewe goalie Geoff Crudgington.

31.10.2025 06:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The ninth story in my new collection 'The Last Amateur' is about a player "in the shop window" after a decent World Cup. It's time for lunch to discuss the no doubt lucrative future with his eager, pushy agent... Available from @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social, @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social

30.10.2025 10:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

James Anthony P(at)rick Carr. Arf.

29.10.2025 16:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Tricky to time it if the ball’s in the crowd or the ballboyβ€˜s asleep or not close by - better to leave it at refβ€˜s discretion.

29.10.2025 15:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Add: "If the referee deems that time is being deliberately wasted by the team in possession, the throw-in will be awarded to the other team and a minute added to stoppage time." (Also, automatically add two minutes stoppage time for any yellow card shown for time-wasting.)

29.10.2025 12:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We demand the whole book.

29.10.2025 12:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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In the title story to my new collection, Scotland's greatest ever player refuses to go pro or to play for his country, opting instead to help his village team, the Thankerton Swifts, rise up the league pyramid. Available from @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social or @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social

29.10.2025 11:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The seventh story in my new collection, The Last Amateur, sees some well-paid pros ask their manager for a well-earned rest. They can't be arsed going to Carlisle in the FA Cup, so give the kids a runout... Available from @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social or @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social

28.10.2025 13:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The sixth story in my new collection, The Last Amateur, is about a cult-name, old-school commentator who keeps 'forgetting' to mention his station's fast food sponsor while on air. Available from @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social or @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social

27.10.2025 11:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The fifth story in my new collection, The Last Amateur, sees an ex-player with Alzheimer’s making a daily call to an old team-mate to discuss the same dramatic FA Trophy game they both played in some 50 years ago. Buy from: @halcyonpublish1.bsky.social or @wsc.co.uk or @stanchionbooks.bsky.social

24.10.2025 10:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0