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The coolest wooden minis this side of the Underdark are coming to Kickstarter! https://www.kickstarter.com/.../bekirs-battlers-orcs-and...

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Bekir's Battlers - Fall of the Dwarf Lord, Rise of the Orcs! Deadly orcs and stalwart dwarves - wooden minis for your tabletop!

They're part of our Kickstarter: "Bekir's Battlers - Fall of the Dwarf Lord, Rise of the Orcs!"

There's also skeletons, zombies, goblins, Dwarves, and heroes available. Come check it out.

Find it here:

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- Murderer: Nurrig delights in killing for it's own sake.
- Tracker: Nurrig can follow tracks on a 4 in 6, modified for relevant factors (terrain, weather, etc.).
- Craven: Nurrig has no problem running from a fight.

Nurrig and the rest of the Orc Raiders are wooden minis!

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Nurrig is a serial killer. He has no philosophical reason to murder - he causes death for death's sake. When people begin to go missing, it's whispered that Nurrig is near. Lock your doors and your windows - the one eyed Orc stalks the land!

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Bekir's Battlers - Fall of the Dwarf Lord, Rise of the Orcs! Deadly orcs and stalwart dwarves - wooden minis for your tabletop!

Find it here:

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Hummit Blacktallow and the rest of the Dwarven Guard are wooden minis! They're part of our Kickstarter: "Bekir's Battlers - Fall of the Dwarf Lord, Rise of the Orcs!"

There's also skeletons, zombies, goblins, Orcs, and heroes available. Come check it out.

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Hummit Blacktallow is a learned sage and Lord Thorgrim's high priest. Despite all the battles he's seen over the years, Hummit still stops to smell every flower.

- Really likes flowers.
- Tends to trail off mid sentence.
- Friendly and very excitable.

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Bekir's Battlers - Fall of the Dwarf Lord, Rise of the Orcs! Deadly orcs and stalwart dwarves - wooden minis for your tabletop!

But this is only good for folks who do it soon. Wait too long, and this troll is going back to the dungeon.

Find it here:

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Ya know, because we love you and want you to be happy. 🧌

If you want to grab your free mini too, it's not too late... yet.

Just back Bekir's Battlers before Friday at midnight EST. Grab these old school cool wooden minis and we'll send you this additional one as a treat.

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We've been keeping this quiet. It's been a secret.

But now there's only a few days left.

If you've already reserved your copies of Bekir's Battlers, you don't have to do a thing. We're sending you this amazing troll/Ogre miniature for free.

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Bekir's Battlers - Fall of the Dwarf Lord, Rise of the Orcs! Deadly orcs and stalwart dwarves - wooden minis for your tabletop!

There's also skeletons, zombies, goblins, Orcs, and heroes available. Come check it out.

Find it here:

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- Quick to Fight: The Dwarf prefers to solve her problems with violence.

Brenna Helmspitter and the rest of the Dwarven Guard are wooden minis! They're part of our Kickstarter: "Bekir's Battlers - Fall of the Dwarf Lord, Rise of the Orcs!"

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They've had their share of spats over the years, but they'll fight together if it means killing some Orcs.

- Unrepentant Flirt: Brenna will gladly flirt with any barmaid.
- Loves a Strong Drink: Gains a +2 to saves vs Poison when the poison is ingested.

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Brenna and Lord Thorgrim had a bit of a falling out...

See, Brenna and Lord Thorgrim were flirting with the same Barmaid after one adventure and Thorgrim ended up going to his room alone.

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Bekir's Battlers - Fall of the Dwarf Lord, Rise of the Orcs! Deadly orcs and stalwart dwarves - wooden minis for your tabletop!

Orzarog and the rest of the Orc Raiders are wooden minis! They're part of our Kickstarter: "Bekir's Battlers - Fall of the Dwarf Lord, Rise of the Orcs!"

There's also skeletons, zombies, goblins, Dwarves, and heroes available. Come check it out.

Find it here:

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- Overconfident: Orzarog's bravado can be used against him.
- To the Slaughter!: If Orzarog's axe kills an enemy, he may immediately make another attack. He may do this once per round.
- Lead by fear: He wants respect, but he's settled for fear.

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Orzarog the Cruel is the leader of the Orc Raiders and none dare stand against him. He delights in death and cruelty for it's own sake, often attacking halfling settlements just to keep them afraid. Can none stand up to this foul and wicked Orc?

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Bekir's Battlers - Fall of the Dwarf Lord, Rise of the Orcs! Deadly orcs and stalwart dwarves - wooden minis for your tabletop!

There's not prep to do. No need to paint - they're good right out of the box.

Hey, you wanna make more work for me and reserve your set? Find 'em here:

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We're planning to keep pumping these out for a long time.

Q: Do I need to stick decals to them?
A: Absolutely not. The image is already on the mini and the mini is cut around the image. Each one has a unique shape - it's not just a round piece of wood with a picture on it.

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They're chonky guys too - they feel good in the hand and they don't fall over.

Q: How many sets are there?
A: As of this release, we'll have six, but we are already working on our next ones! This is the time to get in on the fun and make sure you get them all.

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In a matter of fact, their durability is one of the things folks like most about them. On the game table, stored in your dice bag, or traveling to your game group - not much is going to harm them.

Q: What are they made out of?
A: Wood. You can tell when you pick them up.

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That's okay - I have some answers.

Q: What's the turn around time?
A: The times listed on the KSer are worst case scenarios. The files are ready to be sent to the printer as soon as the KSer money clears.

Q: How fragile are they?
A: They ain't.

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Can I complain for a moment? I got some beef.

People are SO excited about our wooden minis. 😀

More and more people keep reserving their sets. Its the worst!

This means I have to do work. My life is the hardest.

Nonsense aside, folks have had some questions about Bekir's Battlers.

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Coming soon: The Amethyst Alcove: A MΓΆrk Borg Scenario A hazy hexcrawl through the frozen tundra of KergΓΌs and the warm dirt of necromancy. 48 page A5 zine, A3 map, + Cassette Soundtrack.

You fuck with MΓΆrk Borg? Just about a week left until the launch of the Amethyst Alcove. Follow along for the slow unraveling of it all.

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Bekir's Battlers - Fall of the Dwarf Lord, Rise of the Orcs! Deadly orcs and stalwart dwarves - wooden minis for your tabletop!

They're part of our Kickstarter: "Bekir's Battlers - Fall of the Dwarf Lord, Rise of the Orcs!"

There's also skeletons, zombies, goblins, Dwarves, and heroes available. Come check it out.

Find it here:

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- What isn't there: Always peering into shadows and talking to the stars.
- Delighted by Cruelty: Lathalu delights in torture, even if it is not tactically advantageous.

Lathalu and the rest of the Orc Raiders are wooden minis!

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Lathalu traffics with dark beings and uses his magic for cruel ends. Deep in the pine forest, he practices his profane rights. Even other Orcs fear him, and for good reason.

- Dramatic: Speaks dramatically. Always referencing the "Dark Lords" that watch over him.

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Bekir's Battlers - Fall of the Dwarf Lord, Rise of the Orcs! Deadly orcs and stalwart dwarves - wooden minis for your tabletop!
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Vannin Silverpick and the rest of the Dwarven Guard are wooden minis! He's part of our current Kickstarter: "Bekir's Battlers - Fall of the Dwarf Lord, Rise of the Orcs!"

There's also skeletons, zombies, goblins, Orcs, and heroes available. Come check it out.

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- Glorious Hair: Vannin is always preening over his Lucious locks and beard.
- Dislikes Fighting: Sure, he's good at it - but he has better things to do.
- Teller of tales: Once per day, Vannin can tell his companions an inspiring story. They may all regain 1 hp.

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