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πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΈπŸ¦’Swan πŸ¦’πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ

@swanreal

music mother hen, bunny girl, socially glitched transsexual πŸ”ž https://realswansong.com

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Show poster with a picture of a heart. Text reads 

Valentines Gay Show

Mya Byrne
Lily Desmond
Swan Real
Bar Freda
Feb 14 2026
Doors 7 music 8

Show poster with a picture of a heart. Text reads Valentines Gay Show Mya Byrne Lily Desmond Swan Real Bar Freda Feb 14 2026 Doors 7 music 8

Tonight at Bar Freda in Ridgewood to benefit @tractionpnw.bsky.social w @swanreal.bsky.social

14.02.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just a reminder I am playing at show Valentine’s Day at 8 pm w @swanreal.bsky.social & Lily Desmond at Bar Freda, in Ridgewood.

13.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OMG!! πŸ˜­πŸ’•

09.02.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

holy shit

holy shit

TOM DeLONGE LISTENED TO OUR BIG GAY BLINK-182 BENEFIT COMPILATION

HE HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED IT "RAD"

AHHHHH

afewgoodrecords.bandcamp.com/album/some-g...

09.02.2026 18:22 πŸ‘ 309 πŸ” 63 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 6

2 of my girlfriends are on this! you should go give it a listen!

@rhinestonetomboy.bsky.social
@swanreal.bsky.social

06.02.2026 17:25 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Some Girls Try Too Hard, by A Few Good Records 12 track album

here is @swanreal.bsky.social’s amazing track off of the Blink comp out on @afewgoodrecords.bsky.social

afewgoodrecords.bandcamp.com/album/some-g...

06.02.2026 18:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thank youuu :D

06.02.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I got to be part of this badass comp, and cover my favorite Blink 182 song, which was a goal of mine for a long time

06.02.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Some Girls Try Too Hard, by A Few Good Records 12 track album

Some Girls Try Too Hard: an all trans girl cover compilation of Blink-182's Enema Of The State
all proceeds go to TransLifeline
AVAILABLE NOW, from @afewgoodrecords.bsky.social

afewgoodrecords.bandcamp.com/album/some-g...

06.02.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 194 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 34
Transsexual Blues
Transsexual Blues YouTube video by Mya Byrne - Topic

I’ve got a whole record @swanreal.bsky.social produced that’s just waiting to be released β€” we put out one song from it this summer that she wrote for me to sing and it’s prob the piece of music I’m proudest of m.youtube.com/watch?v=KurZ... (photo by @emma-addams.bsky.social)

20.01.2026 21:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

People should love me because I am a dog. I don’t get what’s so hard about this

14.01.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

if every marvel actor can take steroids to get ripped. we can make this happen

09.01.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hear me out: no more women actors. back to shakespearean days where men played the women. except also they must take estrogen. that's just production value.

09.01.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

how do all the internet people speak into the void? i like to sit quietly with the void.

09.01.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what actually good trans character design looks like

09.01.2026 18:55 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

hi it’s me, Kayleigh Kmoy Malloy, this is one my lines. Here’s the joke tutorial:

I just get nervous the deli guys are gonna think I’m so lame if I take off the tomato *and* lettuce. but if i keep the lettuce on, I’m alright.

08.01.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i put lettuce on my sandwich just to be cool

07.01.2026 23:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Kayleigh while lotioning my feet:
if the internet knew i did this, they would say Kayleigh Kmoy Malloy is an asexual furry with a foot fetish
@kmoypro.bsky.social

07.01.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

this is a joke. i have not relapsed.

01.01.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Noon Beer

01.01.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A queer plastic bag filled with white polyester, fiber fill namebrand β€œpoly-fil with joy”

A queer plastic bag filled with white polyester, fiber fill namebrand β€œpoly-fil with joy”

compersion in a bag

01.01.2026 16:35 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy New Yearn

01.01.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy New Mirror

01.01.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

true story ;(

31.12.2025 23:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

saddest 6 word story ever told: thumbs hurt, can’t play crash bandicoot.

31.12.2025 23:41 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

girl w-wh. girl. girl who uh. man. it is hard to give voice to your deepest most shameful desires, huh. girl who. uh. girl who tells me im stupid

31.12.2025 14:43 πŸ‘ 101 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

oh it's a breezy 5 hours

30.12.2025 21:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

so glad that worked out πŸ₯°

30.12.2025 20:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yall say dumb shit with such confidence

30.12.2025 19:19 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1