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Every second Tuesday of the month. At a back table in the local Denny's. Usually there is punch and pie.

10.08.2025 02:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Copyright class actions could financially run the AI industry."

Oh no.

Anyway...

09.08.2025 16:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do you want to open portals to Hell? Because this is how you open portals to Hell...

07.08.2025 12:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Careful. Sean's drones might dominate you.

06.08.2025 19:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has there ever been a period in history when this much money was spent on something literally no one asked for?

05.08.2025 17:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thump thump

30.07.2025 16:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah. Comic sans.

25.07.2025 13:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IT WITHERED IN THE HEAT KEN

GET IT?

16.07.2025 18:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll take surreal and chaotic for $1000, Alex.

16.07.2025 18:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Honest answer is that I don't think "violating Constitutional rights" is itself a criminal act. But if they wanted to make an arrest for, say, "kidnapping"...

I don't know.

16.07.2025 17:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The inverse of conservatism is that the law only protects everyone if it binds everyone.

Including agents of the state.

16.07.2025 15:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 23 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good news is, Congress is going to try its damnedest to make sure there's a renewal option at the end of those 1,456 days!

26.01.2025 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It was inevitable the moment fantasy football went mainstream.

06.12.2024 17:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

BUY ALL THE FONTS

06.12.2024 00:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

whar my snoring cat

05.12.2024 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"never been about hating men"

Except Kevin. Fuck that guy.

04.12.2024 20:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm close to making "Hunter" an auto-block term.

03.12.2024 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stevie B's doing his best TV's Frank impression here.

01.12.2024 18:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

To be fair, how was NYT supposed to know he was lying? /s

30.11.2024 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FIGHT. ME.

29.11.2024 18:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My business doesn't run a lot of sales; this is our annual, predictable one.

With cat tax!

TL;DR: Games that give you a nice thinky challenge and require effort to learn tend to be self-gifts, and about this time of the year, sales fall off by a lot.

So, please do share! Or buy for yourself!

27.11.2024 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 18 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Exhibit #1263 in the ongoing series, TANJ.

21.11.2024 23:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who's in an echo chamber?

20.11.2024 02:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Which makes you wonder just what J&M promised Trump during their meeting.

19.11.2024 19:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They kissed his ring and he still drags them? This is my shocked face.

:|

18.11.2024 15:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

[noticing a group of people having a nice time at the park] enjoy your echo chamber

18.11.2024 04:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 26185 ๐Ÿ” 4014 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 142 ๐Ÿ“Œ 89