"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
04.03.2026 00:38
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"The CIA conspired to make me less cool than I was when I was 25" is the most succinct Gen X manifesto I've ever heard
ooh, i should check that one out! i was thinking of Heaven Can Wait; you think he’s dead and then bam, he’s back!
that’s what they want us to think! but i saw the movie 🧐
ooh, i don’t wanna kiss and tell 😅
a list of the “people also ask” questions from a Gates McFadden google search: what is considered the worst Star Trek series? Did Robert Beltran and Jeri Ryan get along? Did Melissa Gilbert go to Michael Landon’s funeral? Who was with Michael Landon when he died? How much was David Cassidy worth when he died? Do ladies shave their pubic hair? (green highlighter for emphasis) Has Brad Pitt ever apologized to Jennifer Aniston? What happened to Jennifer Aniston when she was 11? Were Connie Francis and Bobby Darin lovers? What are the allegations against Jeri Ryan? Did Jennifer Grey and Patrick Swayze ever reconcile?
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I knew the police wouldn't help.
I'll make it weird, but you gotta be cool about it.
25 year olds: “You’re 40. You’re old now.”
Reality: It took 20 years to turn 20. But it only took 5 years to turn 30 and 3 years to turn 40. So I’m really 28.
i wish you the best 🙏 i will be 43 at the end of april & i expect to be 54 by june
Gorgon Flightloot
6 times 8 is 48. You can stop asking me.
whoops 😬
happy birthday! 🎉
the wreck of the desmond juicero
happy birthday! 🍸🎉
Hear me out: a cake you jump into.
thank god i’m forty!
big problem with the world today comes down to total dickheads pulling dick moves. this correlates with a critical drought of madcap screwball antics
kentucky has always been the most "let's get silly with it" of the southern states
uh oh
$PSSY
“don’t belong”
young ppl today don’t even know about The Maxx & we’re all worse off for that
It has come to my attention that my loud coworker is days away from having a nuclear weapon
existential greg
no! no!!
nissan leaves?
hey buddy that’s nirvana comin to get you some new outlook on the universe, step out of the way and start seizing the day. bitch.
also nobody really likes him
youtu.be/awHungTMVPM?...