"the only thing preventing me driving 100 miles per hour is all this traffic"
"the only thing preventing me from being a billionaire is the lack of a billion dollars"
"the only thing preventing us living forever is death"
god the stupid, it burns
This has destroyed me. Don’t skip school, indeed.
Also, MANY MANY DIG DIG!
New from Eric Benet 💃🏾
Behold: the first-ever list of news outlets that have banned generative AI in their reporting. As of today, this is literally information that you cannot find on Google.
My goal is to fill the starter pack, so please send over suggestions with supporting evidence!
go.bsky.app/8cn1XfT
Let's try this again 👋
Hi Bluesky - I'm Massachusetts' Attorney General. You might know me from suing President Trump nearly 50 times, beating Uber and Lyft in court, or being the first woman of color elected to statewide office in MA.
I officially left X today - help me find my MA people?
In case you weren’t aware, I t’s still very much going on in Minneapolis.
Wow.
So far it looks like Trump, Noem, and operation metro surge drained Minneapolis alone—not yet counting St. Paul, Bloomington, etc.— $203 million. This was a MAGA Trump assault on an American blue city. Nothing more. Start seeing it.
www.fox9.com/news/operati...
Medicare for All would save $450B a year.
Every dollar spent on food stamps generates $1.50-$1.80 in economic activity.
Each dollar going to low-wage workers adds $1.20 to the economy overall.
It’s not about what this country can or can’t afford.
It’s about priorities.
Holy bananas this has some screamers. Amazing.
This thread had me progressively cackling
The dye in Doritos can make mice transparent (Popular Science)
Roses are red
Vice is inherent
Worth reading, but pretty dire - since 2005. ICE and CBP can’t be fixed.
If we are required to show a passport in order to vote, doesn’t that make passport fees an illegal poll tax?
PSA: if your wife asks you, “would you spend eternity with me?” the correct response is an immediate, “yes, of course.”
Resist any impulse to respond, “you know, I was just thinking that the eternity depicted in that movie seems hellish and awful. Who would choose to do that to themselves?”
So you’re saying I can pick up my $15 4 at 9 around 6?
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
It's more than 762,000 people from the dismemberment of USAID alone.
🎵 If they ask you to pay money it's a scam 👏👏
🎵 If they ask you to pay money it's a scam 👏👏
🎵 that is not your favorite author or a stunning book club offer
🎵 They are asking you for money=it's a scam 👏👏
But as you’ve written earlier we won’t really know what the sounders will get (will have gotten? Future value messes with grammar) for Vargas unless and until he transfers again.
💯👇
so much of our present misery is just a giant, prolonged backlash to integration
"We would have lost so much if we'd driven him away" is the justification.
But we lost all those girls. We lost the women they would have become. We lost the work they would have done. Why was his future work so much more valuable than theirs?
turns out when Bezos suggested "democracy dies in darkness" it was a goal, not a slogan
If you have an iPhone and menacing people are approaching, click your power button rapidly five times. It will turn off biometrics and require a passcode to unlock your phone.
“Whatever may have been my political opinions before, I have but one sentiment now: that is, we have a government, and laws, and a flag, and they must all be sustained. There are but two parties now: traitors and patriots. And I want hereafter to be ranked with the latter.” - Ulysses S. Grant
Because
This is true beauty.
a woman reached out to donate 500,000 delta skymiles to get people home to MN as they are released from custody in TX.
we're getting flights booked today. it should be enough to get at least 15 people home.
delta should be doing for free since they take ICE money.
It is now safer to be a white murderer than a black journalist.
