a nice looking sloth
a wet sloth, looking like some kind of demon creature that you might see in a nightmare or like, a republican primary caucus
march 1st 2020 march 2196th 2020
“Earth is a pleasure cruise for 1000 people and we're all just the staff.”
👩🍳😗
Put on the sparkly figure skating boys in the background at work you will surely not regret watching sparkle boys fall over on the ice with knife shoes on while pretending to work
WHAT
Cover of Sorceress comes to call by T. Kingfisher. A fantasy white horse rears, a background of black with embossed embroidered flowers.
If you are waiting for the rest of Bridgerton to drop and wondering what it would be like with more evil scheming sorcery (but also funny) @tkingfisher.com has got it covered. Spot on timing to read this gem.
Remember, the Stand User could be anyone.
Abolish the police
Abolish ICE
Abolish the Republican Party
Take over the other party and reform it entirely
Good morning.
1. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.
2. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they came.
3. Crush the MAGA murderers, give them no quarter, and salt the cursed earth from whence they…
gonna go put a few of these up. printable size here: drive.google.com/file/d/1qO2u...
OH NO! DISASTER! ILLINOIS STATE!
Montana State comes up with a block on a the field goal attempt.
BlueSky is a football school
FCS Natty going to OT after:
- Illinois State came back from down 14
- Illinois State had the go-ahead FG blocked
- Montana State QB took a sack with 1 TO left in FG range to win it
- Montana State’s center snapped the ball before the QB was ready forcing them to punt on 4th and 28 (!!)
TACOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TOUCH DOWN
this thread makes me crylaugh every time i run across it and read it again. please, treat yourself.
Random Bullshit GO!!!!!!
Trinidad Chambliss:
How is it possible that the best college quarterback from the state of Michigan is not the five-star Dante Moore, Bryce Underwood, or CJ Carr, but Grand Rapids own Trinidad Chambliss!
OSU, Bama and Georgia getting bounced in one 24-hour stretch would be a haters' straight flush
Absolute banger of a Sugar Bowl.
We’re about to have four different kinds of hilarious possible champions, I don’t hate this at ALL
🚨🚨SAFETY ALERT🚨🚨
Happy New Year! 🎉
Walking into 2026 like Victor Laszlo ... 🗃️ #HATM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOli...
Obviously they were just a punk who never took advice
It's brilliant! I showed Nat, who also loved it and who is apparently ranked as one of Cake's top fans on Spotify end of year or some such thing? However that works?
"he hacked us with a CLAM?"
"In 2029 we will audit all funds related to the Trump Card, and seize 100% of the assets of all profiteers, their organizations, and any attempt to distribute assets to their heirs."
replacing ‘male loneliness epidemic’ with ‘male maturity epidemic’ never misses
Whenever there’s a game at Montana State.
