Fanboy ☕

happy new year 😎

I'm just glad that the harassment is basically over lol

the worst thing about Jimmy Kimmel being taken off the air is not ABC setting a retarded precedent, or the First Amendment violation, or the government overreach, or Trump being a literal fascist free speech destroying dictator

it's the fact that it means that I have to defend Jimmy Kimmel

😠

> nepal protests & leadership toppled
> bolsonaro sentenced to 27 years
> charlie kirk shot dead

politics go brrrrrr rn 👀

bro saw 'prove me wrong' and read 'shoot my dome' 😬

tl;dw: im using linux from now on

i already replaced the dead battery AND the ram and the graphics are STILL fucked and it won't boot properly despite THREE FACTORY RESETS

WHY ARE YOU RAPING ME @billgates.bsky.social

🙃 THIS HAS BEEN MY PAST FEW WEEKS BTW 🙃

my building decided to wake me up with an alarm (very thoughtful)

🔊 I CAN'T WAIT TO MOVE OUT IN A FEW MONTHS HOLY SHIT 🔊

guitar boy finds pick shaped cookie 🍪

the UK is already censoring bongers in my server 😔

If you look closer you'll see that @spottyvex.bsky.social lost a few spots after this experience

Here's a prediction:

Trump is gonna rape Satan by the end of the season.

If we're walking towards each other on a sidewalk, I'm gonna keep walking in a straight line. I'm not moving to make space.

You're moving out of my way.

I've been playing chicken against the entire world.

I haven't lost.

Either I win, or we're both going down. 🐣

THE WORLD IS CONSPIRING TO PREVENT ME FROM FINISHING THIS SHIT HOLY FUCK

canada day? more like bananada day

🔵 cake 🟠

(it was a lie)

Also my comment on the video is taking off lmao

www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yAi...

The King of Fair Use strikes again.

I have no problem with this, with the way that Ethan went about it.

People are far too comfortable being actually malicious with the way they do lazy react content, and it's about time someone sent a chill effect and set some standards.

thanks ʎoqɹǝɓıʇ 🙃

thanks so much!! 🥳

wtf @bsky.app i want balloons on my bsky profile 😾

somehow, 31

*wishing FUCK

i'm leaving that up because he'd find that funny

still withing you had nine lives ♥️

one of my favourite moments between you two that was making me giggle recently

1 year. Miss you, Scoot! ❤️

DADDY DEREK NOOOOOOOOO

watching the movie at 10pm so it's closer to a 7 than a 5

Happy Pride 😎 @oliviamancer.bsky.social