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πŸ₯‹πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΎChris HempsworthπŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ₯‹

@duckjordan

Graphic Designer πŸ’» β€’ UX/UI Designer β€’ A kid from Queen$ β€’ Comics, Karate & Wrasslin ✌🏽 β€’ A Pod Called Blerd every Monday wherever you listen to podcasts

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Latest posts by πŸ₯‹πŸ‡¬πŸ‡ΎChris HempsworthπŸ‡―πŸ‡²πŸ₯‹ @duckjordan

I need a massage.

08.03.2026 01:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I have a mighty need!

08.03.2026 02:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

All that money and she paying for trash ink

08.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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2020

08.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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You think this aged well? Lol

08.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sweet boy

08.03.2026 01:32 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ’

08.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now that I think about it, should Clark have to disclose he’s an alien before he bumps privates?! Like I’m sure the birds and the bees conversation doesn’t apply to him. It’s gotta be like the birds and the FUCKING ALIEN FROM OUTER SPACE YOU SICK FUCK! put that crotch tentacle away!!!

08.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Smallville is crazy because episode one Clark’s crushing hard on Lana but has to hide the fact that his spaceship landed on her parents head top when they were 3. Bitch you wanna talk about taking a secret to the grave?! I’m not even telling you I’m not from this planet!!!

08.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s great!!!

08.03.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DCEASED is an underrated series in my opinion. It’s basically The Walking Dead with supers

08.03.2026 00:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s all i got

08.03.2026 00:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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If i was freckled up…

08.03.2026 00:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Going back to Honolulu just to get that… πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

07.03.2026 23:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And I’d do it again!!!

08.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Facts!! I’m getting drunk while they’re getting drunk πŸ˜‚

08.03.2026 00:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to move a family in, use their net worth to build up the house, then delete the doors. When they perished, I would move a new family in for the low and repays the process lol

07.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Idk why they haven’t made it for Next Generation systems. That shit would have came in clutch during the pandemic lol

07.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmfao that tracks

07.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And Peg still goes after the Goof in broad daylight.

She hungers.

04.03.2026 01:11 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

I used to put them niggas through HELL

07.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Everything is cooler with hand tatts

07.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

AND WHEN I LEAVE COME TOGETHER LIKE BUTT CHEEKS!

07.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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two men are sitting on a porch talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a blue shirt . ALT: two men are sitting on a porch talking to each other . one of the men is wearing a blue shirt .
07.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Found some Black Label πŸ™ƒ

07.03.2026 22:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just anything!!!!

07.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could go for some Pizza rolls right about now

07.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rangers game is on 🫑

07.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Another OG design

07.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A real throwback to when i first started making shirts

07.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0