Dartzap

Indeed.

Half an hour to get there, but an hour on the way back.

The difference is staggering.

Who put the Civ Gandhi AI in charge?

All that corrupt money and he still buys the cheapest honey.

Combine it with the Panama/Paradise papers as well to see what other connections can be found.

All part of the same world.

Morning.

They had a joke in their recent live show along the lines of "Of course we also had contributions from many writers, such as Graham Linehan & Arthur Mathews, or as they are known as now: Arthur"

I thought that was the original selling point of the NCA?

A modern day Pratchettesque villain.

Where's old Stoneface when needed?

Not too ill to attend, eh?

Worth watching just to hear Hunt saying the phrase "Squeaky Bum Time" on live TV.

Trump and Farage

A real shame if this photo went viral again today.

We've had examples of klingon farmers fairly recently.

Graph from Google Trends showing an increase of searches for UK visas in the United States

Chart showing where most searches have been from. The majority have from the District of Colombia.

Not to alarm anyone, but the denizens of DC seem eager to visit our fair Isles.

Perhaps Rockall could be used as a reception lounge?

Nobody in The Moral Maze gets eaten by the Moral Minotaur, which is a fundamental flaw in the programme.

Pepper spray in artillery form.

a woman is holding a large bell in her hands ALT: a woman is holding a large bell in her hands

I regret to inform you that we have tried this several times.

Same. Carl comes across as a curious mix of Rebus and Sam Vimes.

V enjoyable.

Wow, look at this: the carbon intensity of UK electricity is currently only 32g/kWh and 86.5% of our electricity right now is coming from renewables.

Come on world, this IS possible!
And it will only get better (meaning: cleaner, healthier, less intrusive) 🎉

(graphic from grid.iamkate.com )

Samsung have really fancy ones with magnetic knobs you can move around to whichever hobs you want to use.

Yes, that is another controller to lose down the back of the sofa.

The whiplash of them going on about stock markets bring doomed and then plugging Vanguard or some other fund management is great craic.

Paul Whitehouse definitely auditioned for a joke and inadvertently got a long term job out of it. It'll end up a story on WILTY?

I'm so sorry.

Former prize-winning economic genius Liz Truss presents her successor with the most highly coveted prize conferred by stock markets and bond holders worldwide.

Can I just say that within the context of British English, this could cause severe psychological trauma if imagined.

Volunteering to be the first vic, uh, act?

I'm pretty sure it's been tried multiple times before, and failed.

That is a wurst case scenario.