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Happy to admit I have always been a Nesta stan. Named my cat after her. Isn’t she so pretty?

Niche millennial flex: I can recite from memory all the lyrics from 463 by Buck 65 at the drop of a hat. It’s a tragedy no one ever has this for karaoke.

Using AI images in course material for a class related to sustainability is… a choice.

You can’t spell KKK without Erika Kirk.

Every time a new season of Bridgerton comes out, I think “I need to re-read that one!”

And then I do and then I remember how much I absolutely hate every single one of these MMCs.

Thank God for Shonda

“We declared Charlie Puthe should be a bigger artist”

And now he’s singing the national anthem on the same stage Lady Gaga once graced.

a small white chihuahua is looking at the camera with a surprised look on its face . ALT: a small white chihuahua is looking at the camera with a surprised look on its face .

His mother was a Karen and he married a Jessica.

There is a girl in our apartment gym scream-singing at the top of her lungs and as my apartment is across from the gym, I might have to do something drastic to make this stop. Like… go work out.

All hat, no cattle.

Disassociating at the vet’s office wondering if Voldemort being Oedipus was intentional.

And all because Skeletor can’t handle his fucking liquor.

Happy fucking New Years.

Darling, one egg is good. Two eggs is better.

Trust?? In this economy??

People are not illegal. Full stop.

The best romance novels are where he falls first.

“Hey, thank you for the lovely bouquet…”

Lexapro working overtime today.

He speaks like Proust writes

so we can all agree that You're On Your Own Kid is now the single most important song in the Taylor Swift discography?

The desert doesn’t miss the rain. In fact, the desert dreads the rain because the rain brings flash floods and basically wipes away the identity of the desert every time it visits. So… no. We don’t miss the rain. We’re good over here without it.

Thinking of starting a sourdough blog…

She would have loved Taylor Swift.

Sitting in bars with no boys.

If I had 300 million laying around, I would absolutely use it to never have to speak about my exes again if I could.

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
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I miss my chickens.

Okay I’m gonna try to do this!

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers!
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