this whole thing smacks of gender

It's about addictive game design (yess!!) And predatory monetization (fuck yessss!!)

MY FAVORITE DUVET COVER.

I’m gonna mcfuckin lose it.

Most likely not. He hates any kind of clothing. (Tried the thunder shirt once).

But little guy can’t control his bum anymore and I’m so tired of doing endless laundry.

I closed the door and he’s scratching at it this is breaking my heart.

The other day Cid pissed and shat on the bed while I was sleeping in it, so now he’s not allowed in the bedroom anymore. He’s slept with me every night since he was a kitten. He’s been meowing sadly and even managed to scramble over the baby gate. It’s 1am and I wanna cry.

A picture of an etchasketch with a bunch of random letters and question marks and exclamation marks

*Kid scribbling furiously on her etchasketch in the back seat*

Me: Whatcha drawing, baby?

Her: I'm not drawing. I'm writing a letter to the government.

Honestly it looks pretty similar to the letters I write them.

Astrologians hooking up? Call that Friends with Benefics

S/O to the Moryn bird.

They think farming is when you live on a big plot of land with your 16 kids who all eat raw meat and your job is a podcast.

Starting a war with the people who control the trade lines that brings fertilizer right before spring is how you can tell no one in the WH knows what they're doing.

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

She and Alfie have been good together today so I think I’m gonna try letting her sleep out of her room.

I think a woman can wear what she wants in her own home no matter what a racist robot has to say about it

"We just want sports to be fair, and that requires non-athletes to detransition involuntarily, for some reason!"

Showing this to myself in 2022 and having an aneurysm

edithhhh

wtf... whos up slathering their bug #jwoy🎨

I want it so bad.

I need Transport Fever 3 to be out already.

You're allowed to gamble on an atomic weapon detonating but god forbid a queer artist makes something THEY find distasteful.

Hell world.

We are in hell.

You don't hate payment processors enough. You don't hate them enough

Is it incest for the cookie run cookies that are baked together to fuck

The babies have returned with a bed big enough to swallow them whole

girls love being cats

her OG design was WAY hotter and i've been mad about this since 2013

but Harley Quinn keeps her old design bc less is more.

I can’t put it back in this time so I think this door is fucked. What with the big ass crack in the wood that makes the spring peg really unstable.

Figured out why the door on my laundry closet keeps falling off.