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🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦

@colonelslanders

You don't know me, but I'm your brother I was raised here in this living hell. You don't know my kind in your world But, fairly soon, time will tell.

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Latest posts by 🇺🇲🇺🇦 Colonel Slanders 🇺🇲🇺🇦 @colonelslanders

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11.03.2026 06:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 03:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wish I had one.

09.03.2026 03:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Another pump tagged.

08.03.2026 23:55 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
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Kristi Noem's Leaving (A Bag Of D*cks) On A Jet Plane OK, we don't know for sure what was in the bag, but it was dicks.

Kristi Noem Left A Bag Of Dicks On A US Government Plane

08.03.2026 02:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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03.03.2026 01:06 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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02.03.2026 21:10 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1

That's shingles. Herpes zoster.

02.03.2026 19:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have about ten sheets in my car and I hit every pump I use.

02.03.2026 19:14 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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02.03.2026 15:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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02.03.2026 03:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Don't forget cosplay.

28.02.2026 04:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Actually, he'd just kick the shit out of you, but, metaphors aren't SpecktrumBoy's strong suit.

25.02.2026 05:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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LOL

14.02.2026 23:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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