Alana

Anyone else losing it

i misunderstood and my friend is now a pile of blood google how fix.

Who’s this

Start telling people you like the cut of their jib this week

The villagers don’t quite understand but Blathers will curate a retrospective one day

I’m an artist when I landscape on animal crossing, my medium is cliffs

animal crossing lights up my creative brain

if you’ve ever held my drink while i put on a jacket, you’re grandfathered in

My cat Wolfgang is a pick me

wish my cat would pick on someone his own size & stop biting ME

I’ll make some calls & get this sorted out

my coven meets at dusk. bring ur resentments

the gratitude influencers are out. hexes are back 🧙🏽‍♀️

My son is 6 months old

Why don't you go on a voyage of personal discovery and growth about it

I don’t really fw question marks unless there’s at least 3

are we allowed to say cuss words on here?

Ladies this year we date men who’ve experienced ego death

My childhood crush was Danny Phantom so I’m only interested in men who’ve died and come back glowing

I hate ring cameras. What happens on my doorstep is none of my business

One of my diseases is writing poetry

My cat has histrionic personality disorder

I’m going to make some calls on Monday & get this all sorted out

Gorgeous. Thank you!

up to good today