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@hedge76

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16.02.2026 09:53 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

That’s a requirement to be accepted into the ranks of ICE

17.02.2026 04:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(deformed, withered penises)

16.02.2026 15:31 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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Getting a lot of use of this one over on Twitter

17.02.2026 04:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pete Hegseth is a drunk

16.02.2026 13:14 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I blame monotheistic religions giving penises more rights than vaginas.

16.02.2026 08:46 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Penises are responsible for so much of the world’s evil.

16.02.2026 08:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 1

Most embarrassing US administration ever.

15.02.2026 19:47 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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I love Animal Crossing. @makeitsnow.bsky.social

14.02.2026 05:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not good enough. Nuke her.

13.02.2026 10:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You really really REALLY have to read the whole thing.

13.02.2026 05:05 👍 1998 🔁 564 💬 170 📌 30

She is my queen.

13.02.2026 05:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

i will never vote for gavin newsom but i’d vote for AOC

13.02.2026 05:42 👍 37 🔁 2 💬 7 📌 1

🎶Waiting
Watching this guy
He’s dressed like a slob
It’s 4 o clock
He’s such a cock
Such a cock

Voting
To fund ICE
And MAGA bullshit
Now that’s not nice
He’s supposed to be
A GD Dem.
A GD Dem

Can’t trust a Fetterman
Can’t trust a Fetterman🎶

13.02.2026 04:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can’t remember what we’re talking about

12.02.2026 04:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bet I can do it again tomorrow

12.02.2026 04:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It’s now been over 5 years and watch this: person, woman, man, camera, TV. I should be the GD President of the United States. @makeitsnow.bsky.social

12.02.2026 04:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If I had one wish and it would come true, it would be for the Oxford comma to be universally applied. I doubt I’d ever be sad again.

12.02.2026 03:15 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Average cosplayer: Time to go to the grocery store.

*puts on robes*
** dons mage hat **
*** grabs wizards staff ***

12.02.2026 03:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They only prosecute pedos when the Dow is under 50,000

12.02.2026 00:09 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope that crazy account from a few days ago didn’t block me @makeitsnow.bsky.social

12.02.2026 00:08 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

WRONG!

They start by stretching their calves!!!!

Do you get it???

12.02.2026 00:08 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

How do veal butchers warm up each morning?

@assbott.bsky.social

12.02.2026 00:07 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wanna know something crazy about Woody Allen, a man who is mentioned over 7000 times in the Epstein files? He literally married his own daughter. Wow. Yikes.

12.02.2026 00:06 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Smoking the weed that makes you gay as fuck

11.02.2026 06:23 👍 12 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Me gusta mucho la piedra nino.

11.02.2026 05:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No me gusta el conejo malo ☹️ @assbott.bsky.social

11.02.2026 05:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

*Latino MAGA voice watching the Super Bowl*

No me gusta el conejo malo! Quiero que mirar la piedra nino!

11.02.2026 05:19 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Here comes a damn stupid tweet but it makes me laugh…

11.02.2026 05:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Presumably, if nothing else, Howard Lutnick is not allowed to be around primary schools.

11.02.2026 04:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0