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Writing, journalism, photography in Colombia. instagram: @wadejared | letterboxd: jaredwade | twitter: jared_wade

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06.03.2026 16:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Indeed! The World According to Russ is as confusing and frustrating a place as it is fascinating and awe-indusing, no doubt.

06.03.2026 15:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Disrespectful

No idea why my phone would think that is a word!

06.03.2026 15:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"chase milestones" is inherently accusatory and disreectful imo. Chase in general in this context of stats (like rings), particularly to a guy who had historic achievements met with the same slander earlier in his career. Direct to the one guy about the one thing is better! But he should be pissed.

06.03.2026 15:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't, sorry, busy. Let's talk Monday maybe?

06.03.2026 14:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2 is very fair

06.03.2026 14:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(what if i like the first one....)

06.03.2026 14:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The island of Alaska

06.03.2026 14:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 12:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the nerve

06.03.2026 04:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I am not familiar but that's amazing. "Mi Pobre Angelito" for Home Alone is the one I always remember. And I love "Yo, Robot" for I, Robot โ€” good translation but I imagine Rocky yelling it ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

This one isn't a title but I was DYING when I first learned what they call R2D2

06.03.2026 03:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Rush hour Chinese girl singing in the car Mariah Carey fantasy
Rush hour Chinese girl singing in the car Mariah Carey fantasy YouTube video by Hamed Bazgoneh

Obligatory

youtu.be/hK-QcxG66vM?...

06.03.2026 03:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 03:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Haha. Yeah, it can be bad. I think Spain is typically even worse though, and in their defense this is an idiom that barely even makes sense in English for Los Angeles, so I get the instinct to change it up here.

06.03.2026 03:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Explosive Couple, can't wait

06.03.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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06.03.2026 02:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sounds like you've F Lost

06.03.2026 01:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think I've tried to watch Elysium two or three times but never made it too far.

06.03.2026 01:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well, that escalated quickly.

06.03.2026 01:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're welcome

06.03.2026 00:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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[whispering to the whole timeline] That's Chappie

06.03.2026 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Needs to be her

05.03.2026 19:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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donald duck is dancing in front of a red curtain in a cartoon . ALT: donald duck is dancing in front of a red curtain in a cartoon .
05.03.2026 19:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kristi Noem is another great example that none of these losers are really capable of pulling off the belligerent MAGA messaging and posturing in public. They all come off like bad actors doing a bit. Only Trump does it authentically. Even supportes see through grifters in search of fame and applause

05.03.2026 19:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Who are they? You don't know? Well, let me tell you. These are the sons of Sam Horn, they where jorts and order iced coffee on December 12th, they named all of their sons after KG. They've seen what you did to the family name. But this? This is personal. And now they are coming for you."

05.03.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A Matt Damon and Ben Affleck movie where they go on a two-man John Wick rampage to take down the politician who dared come for Dunkin.

05.03.2026 16:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Had someone cancel plans for tonight and no drug could ever feel this good. High on (having no) life.

05.03.2026 16:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything Pete Hegseth says instantly becomes the new most embarrassing thing ever said

05.03.2026 16:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Initially I was actually assuming you're just very smart and use words I don't know before realizing that couldn't possibly be true

05.03.2026 15:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0